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westphalian

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  1. This Ash had shed a large limb (? Drought stress??) and the limb I’m doing was hanging dangerously. I like this pic cos you can’t see my gut[emoji481]
  2. This Ash had shed a large limb (? Drought stress??) and the limb I’m doing was hanging dangerously. I like this pic cos you can’t see my gut[emoji481]
  3. yep. on G the bottom log on the hillside the Pos 1 and Pos 2 should be reversed. send me your bank account details and PIN number and i will deposit the £750
  4. Hint. Pinch. Now down to £750
  5. i would still use a winch, wouldn't want to be between a fence and a back leaner doing a Windy Miller impression (you have to be over 50 for that reference) with the jack
  6. Spot the mistake in this Scheppach chainsaw manual. £1000 prize
  7. Subjective. I would love as big a glass window as possible but those 2 mentioned are ugly imho. I like the traditional look Stovax Sheraton
  8. They’re bloody comfy though. Like wearing tracky bottoms. Legs still get warm though
  9. eBay scam alert! Ordered a penis enlarger from a Chinese firm. Just had it delivered. Frigging magnifying glass!
  10. i bought the kellfri?
  11. shit, and i've started to build a new air drying shed
  12. my old supplier before i had my own sources stored his logs at the bottom of a lake. no problem for me i just stored it until it was dry. ok, you need space but he was cheap at least and he did used to stack it in my shelter at no charge ( i always sent my wife out to pay him so he would feel obliged)
  13. don't tell anyone but my crappy Stihl moisture reader is broken, always reads 16%
  14. Ground stakes[emoji851] The Kellfri I looks good value. Just thought of a plus...the jack would be a lot quicker
  15. Thinking do I really need a tree jack? Seen people on here recommend them but they are not cheap. Any situation that a tree jack could handle that a winch couldn’t?
  16. “Officer, I’m not delivering these logs, I’m taking them for a drive to dry them out to 16%”
  17. Throw in a mute button and I will trade in my present model
  18. That’s why we should be planting 20% non native species, you know, cacti and shit
  19. Lark in about with next door neighbour who was a bit of Ruff but had a great tit. After a swift shag my cock took a tern for the worst and I had thrush. She was a swallow er and not a spitter That’s 9
  20. I sleep in the woods quite often. Damp, mozzies, mice nibbling your gear, noises at night but yes, great fun You won’t get planing permission though
  21. [emoji8] Apologies. Will try and tone down my sarcasm to acceptable levels ( somewhere well below yours[emoji6])
  22. Can anyone tell me how it ended? Had to keep on checking the notifications from Arbtalk In the 70s my geography teacher said we would all be out of work due to mechanisation by the 90s
  23. Can’t see on my iPhone. Is “funny “ worse?
  24. Stubby. I see you have liked it? What is it about this that you like???

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