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westphalian

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  1. At my age you go for a pee 3-4 times a night. Got up at 3 this am for a pee, saw 20ft flames coming from the direction my new lawnmower shed. Shouted my son out of bed etc etc, climbed onto the shed roof (made from 1”thick self milled spruce [emoji6]) with my garden hose in my y fronts. Firemen came and put it out. Verdict? Compost heap spontaneously combusted. Heard of it with wet canvas and hay stacks but compost heaps??? Eggs, do you mind telling me where you were at 3am this morning?[emoji1345]‍♂️
  2. Add in bald and bingo
  3. Never heard of ME! Google me
  4. Now you have taken it too far, that’s disgusting [emoji23]
  5. It’s Stav Economou mate
  6. Are you sure?
  7. Yes, but is he bigger than me Gary[emoji83] Or at the very least, is his dad bigger than my dad?
  8. i apologise eggs if my use of the vernacular was too strong and my teasing remarks taken as snide. sometimes the emojis dont convey the glint in my eye. mind, yet again you are wrong in your assumptions,last time i looked my helmet was purple?
  9. that is rich. if so easily upset or do not have the patience perhaps you are the one that shouldn't join in these threads. where have i said do not want to hear your opinions? pardon me for not agreeing with them. it seems you can dish it but not take it.
  10. yes i have. but...do you think we will be financially better off out the EU and have things changed enough for electorate and politicians to change their mind. I feel like Paxman here. this is all good practice to trying to worm an answer out of JRM on Thursday
  11. I thought it meant someone that likes to argue the last feck out of everything [emoji8] Can you answer the above question though? Are you a town councilman? I’d go into full time politics if I was you?
  12. you are right and wrong, the party that the majority voted for gets in (unless it is hung) but the policies they promised change in accordance with changing fiscal and political priorities. if they break too many promises, the INFORMED electorate will remember and clobber them at the next election. A fair amount of the uniformed will just vote what ever their daily paper says. eg Kinnock had it in the bag til the Sun said "last one to leave the country turn off the lights" and the libdems promise of student fees fecked them over. who here feels we will be better off financially in the first 10 years after Brexit? some, esp those with their own Hedge Fund of 100 million, might think independence is worth the price. to be honest, i would probably think the same, mine is purely an economic argument. now not even Eggs or Rod Liddle, both extreme contrarians, can argue with that!!!
  13. Yep, voted EVERY election, Tory early 80s, (dad told me) Labour every other bar the last one LibDem, although voting frequency has got feck all do do with my point. Did the populace vote for this turd in a bath?
  14. Nah, top hat and tails so JRM notices me
  15. That is utter bollocks. Nobody voted for this shit and you know it! Democracy isn’t one vote and that’s it. Things change that’s why there is an election every 4 years FFS
  16. I was told you do need to have questions ready “ or you may as well watch on the TV” I have questions but it was my way of starting a debate. I am cut to bone being called a BBC numpty? I will be the good looking one that asks the most intelligent question. PS my real name isn’t westphalian [emoji6]
  17. Its a train wreck because it’s like a vegetarian trying to throw a BBQ. Lol If we’d had someone that BELIEVED in liberation running the show, it’d be a whole different show right now Yes but it’s liberation from prosperity. I can’t wait the decades it will take for the country to recover. Even the most ardent little Englanders admit its gonna cost us
  18. That’s more like it ?
  19. There’s more chance of me using a breast milk/ambergris mix[emoji23]
  20. You are fecking having a giraffe
  21. I’m not trade though so is the substitute any good on wet wood?
  22. Wind destroyed my temp log drying tarp so wanna quickly build a more substantial drying shed from fresh milled spruce. Any preservative recommendations or just build and let dry before protecting?
  23. Ok. No one is gonna better that question ?
  24. one i intend to ask re brexit if nhs is going under because of shortage of staff will preventing EU recruits not make matters worse?
  25. so the better the question the more likely to be chosen?

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