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westphalian

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  1. I pretty sure ball grabbing is Harem I hope you didn’t convert all the way and lose yer foreskin
  2. Emigrated
  3. In 20 years there will be twice as many over 85 year olds in care than present. I don’t think any bugger has the answer for that one
  4. Oh. Very poor?
  5. But the F.C. are saying have 20% non natives trees when replanting! It’s liberalism gone mad. Fake news climate change is their excuse.
  6. Of course you were correct. She did not know they were English. She thought they were from Italy (H non scripta)
  7. Anybody’s dog eat Dog’s Mercury? It was mentioned on a separate thread and apparently some dogs love it even though it is poisonous. Perhaps to purge themselves or because they just like the taste?? Thankfully my dog has never partaken
  8. Of course they are English. What do you take me for[emoji8]
  9. the old, like you and me, that are the biggest burden on society. Don’t forget the discharge from crematorium flues. Perhaps mummification to lower moisture content first
  10. Thanks. I will tell her that. She can do them when I’m milling
  11. Different strokes and all that I’m no expert but I think it was the crassness that made it funny. Ie the crass ending was unexpected (Bottle of wine might have helped also)
  12. Day I bought my puppy home one of the cats went for her and scratched her face. 5 years on the cat is still top dog.
  13. Literally now have a damp patch in my y fronts with laughing so hard
  14. wow. not cheap
  15. get parcels delivered to work. just opened one up...500 bluebell bulbs! texted wife. "did you get these?" "yes, thought you could plant them in the wood" thanks, as if I havent got other less back breaking work to do. Plus my wood is Lowland ash with Dog's Mercury so don't know if they will even take. might just throw them around and say mice ate them. when I find out how much they cost they might be on ebay later
  16. Oops. Meant to say “I know about BS” It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to know they just make these figures up. The more important an issue they make it sound the greater chance of getting future funding for more research
  17. Ok. It is a middle class fashion but so what. A fire is a beautiful thing. It’s complete BS though about creating figures like £889. I know about this type of research. £900 is a more accurate figure taking into account the rising costs of antibiotics and the ppm of cgi/joules per square hectare of nanocalories
  18. Nobody on here wants to upset anyone. The introduction of this joke on YouTube has a good take on how a joke can be taken
  19. I blame the bloody administrators on here. Far too lenient (or dirty minded) You wouldn’t get away with posting such filth on my hunting forum (which is why I come here)
  20. Are you older than Stubby?
  21. Looks exactly like one I made myself for £20 (Ok, I had everything bar the chest ascender and bungee cord already)
  22. Check it out on YouTube Climbing Arborist. Does a nice demo
  23. No, re the thorns. you beat me to it Gary. I only have the trousers. they are so good, so lightweight, so comfortable, so waterproof, so expensive I wouldn't let them see a thorn nevermind walk thru a brambled wood

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