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  1. Damn right; and I'll have a malt-loaf strimmer while your about it! Yumbo scrumbo sticki inme tumbo.
  2. Not confusing at all! In fact it makes things clearer; different things have different names. Thankyou.
  3. What could go wrong? What could go wrong?
  4. Sedum. ETA No it's not, the other one Valerian: that's the jobby
  5. It's been a while since I heard this story; thank you for reminding me of it.
  6. Yeah! Great idea there Spiral. And then you all get home, have a few beers and celebrate getting your kit back and doing the scrote over. And then all your mates go back to theirs. And then, when you're alone, 2 or 3 landrovers and transits quietly draw up outside and switch their lights off...
  7. My apologies: I thought you were hinting at this news story
  8. I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT... That the field being a sssi would not be a bar to access only. That the garden would need to be within the sssi to cause you or the owner to notify natural england (formerly english nature formerly nature conservancy council) before commencing work. That if the garden was part of a sssi the owner would know about it. I think the maps should be a good point of reference and if it is not shown then it probably isn't and that if someone is saying 'it's a sssi mate you can't do that' then they might have an alternative agenda or that they may simply be mistook. Speak to field owner again, speak to garden owner again try to get hold of N.E. local field officer and speak to them.
  9. How were the sandwiches?
  10. ^ Ha! You beat me to it! ETA have just noticed chap on the right...
  11. Wind induced snappage without catastrophic breakage of outer wall (ie phloem and zylem left intact), (other methods of non-catastrophic snappage are available), followed by sub-fracture limb becoming leading limb and sloughing-off of previous top-growth (or deliberate removal depending on degree of after-care by plants-person). Or something. Happy Days Yourn
  12. Aha! Got me! When you said there was enough for a couple of meals I assumed...
  13. Or anyone to get it! Of course it might be harmless: who knows.
  14. Isn't that the Tawny Reaper? Oh! But you've eaten it already you say. Prob'ly not then; forget I said anything.
  15. I've heard it said that leaving an old saw out in the open or on the back of a truck where it will have to be grabbed very quickly and with a cradle made of two cable ties hanging off the handle and fresh turd resting in said cradle can lift the spirits no end when it is robbed. But who would do such a thing?
  16. Well yer stuck between Woolich an Whitechapel ent'yer so what do you exp... oh! hang on. ah!
  17. The birch will win to start with but the alder will win in the end. Life's complicated like that
  18. I love how the Romanticism of the rustic design combines both the Neo Clasical and the Post Modernist aspects of Contemporary thought without falling into the yawning gape of the Brutalists. All in all a very well thought out piece of work.
  19. Sorry idiot post
  20. a telecoms mast or something close behind?
  21. ...and is it a fir? or a thuja? a spruce or a welly, or leylandii, or hemlock? Enquiring minds need to know. ETA ?
  22. and a picture of the access to the garden too is it in through the front door and out through the kitchen or is there a nice wide drive up the side of the house?
  23. The magnificent golden fooja in Grayswood churchyard - Mitchell's c.v. Aureovariegata 'Zebrina' (Conifers in The British Isles page 294; 56'x5'2" in 1964) - is no more. One less interesting tree to look out for on the road from Haslemere to Milford. Hey ho. Enjoy it whilst it's there.
  24. Solicitor would ask how you came by the sample of paint. That would be theft then, he'll say. Evidence connected with said paint ruled inadmissable.

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