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Stubby

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  1. What are the Euro lotto numbers going to be ? ?
  2. Good job dogs don't climb David .
  3. Stubby

    Burgled

    Truck got broken into along with 4 other cars last week . Tried for 2 hours to report it . Online would not load and 101 would not answer . Just got another window off the bay for £30 and fitted it myself . Plod have no staff . 25,000 coppers lost between 2010 and 2017 .
  4. I have an old " velo dog " pistol in .22 caliber ( google it ) my be I could reverse its roll for the day ? ?
  5. You post what you like matey just promise you won't ever post that picture of the bloke trying to start the saw between his legs , the wrong way round ...?
  6. I think its a blatant copy of a Jonsered probably manufactured by the Incas back in the day . ?
  7. Just had a look at who is on line . Guests out weigh members by a huge amount . I wonder why this is . Do you think if we introduced a Albtalk " old boys tie " It might encourage more to join ? ?
  8. Quick seasoning easy splitting ...
  9. My thoughts would be... some wonga coming your way Dave ?
  10. He doesn't like me anyway . We have never got to be honest .
  11. Stubby

    Jokes???

    Bloody auto correct ! Just texted my mate asking if he wanted to go for a wank down by the river ... I meant canal ...
  12. Stubby

    Jokes???

    That took me a second or so !
  13. Does it come with batteries ?
  14. I wont be watching . Ambulance crew won't be able to get to the ambulance station .
  15. Has he quit the chip shop then ?
  16. Well I hope it pisses down , they crash and need an ambulance (Which wont come coz the roads ae shut and the ambiance crews cant get to work ) and there are some good films on TV .
  17. "The waters were getting higher and higher ".... What happened next ? " They all drowned " ...
  18. As Peter Gabriel sang " the smell of peach blossom and bitter Almond " ! As said its cyanide but I would not worry .
  19. Anyone else affected by this on here ? This coming Sunday I will become a prisoner in my village along with a lot of other people in the surrounding villages . The lycra brigade are taking over and all the roads will be closed all day . There was no consultation just a leaflet put through the doors saying you will not be able to get in or out of the village . My 94 year old Dad has carers attend 4 times a day to make sure he takes his meds and cook his meals do his washing etc etc . What happens there ? Its a fuck up . Not thought through . Just doing it and bollox to the rest of you .
  20. Can I have the Tommy gun Uncle Arthur ?

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