Dave Martin

Well despite the mad stampede for this by all the Arbtalkers its now sold on ebay (£3100)

Nice cover [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJdXFfiSVZ8]YouTube - ‪CRAZY - The Kooks‬‏[/ame]

The ultimate chauvinist song [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zuMmQJoosA]YouTube - ‪Nick Lowe--I Trained Her To Love Me‬‏[/ame]

I know this isnt going to sound good but my favourite drink to get drunk on is champagne but oh god my head the next morning

Oh dear, Oh dear, Oh dear

I used to find that a certain alcohol free lager (I think it was called St. Christopher) used to put me in a really dark mood..... but yet when I drink the real stuff I am a very amiable drunk

Couldn`t sleep so thought I would have a flick through Arbtalk AND IT WASN`T THERE

Just get this, Warning: mysql_query() [function.mysql-query]: Access denied for user 'nobody'@'localhost' (using password: NO) in /home/virtual/vps-356403/9/94e24df461/public_html/firewoodsuppliers/classes/class_Mysql.php on line 39 Warning: mysql_query() [function.mysql-query]: A link to the server could not be established in /home/virtual/vps-356403/9/94e24df461/public_html/firewoodsuppliers/classes/class_Mysql.php on line 39 Warning: mysql_query() [function.mysql-query]: Access denied for user 'nobody'@'localhost' (using password: NO) in /home/virtual/vps-356403/9/94e24df461/public_html/firewoodsuppliers/classes/class_Mysql.php on line 40 Warning: mysql_query() [function.mysql-query]: A link to the server could not be established in /home/virtual/vps-356403/9/94e24df461/public_html/firewoodsuppliers/classes/class_Mysql.php on line 40 Warning: mysql_query() [function.mysql-query]: Access denied for user 'nobody'@'localhost' (using password: NO) in /home/virtual/vps-356403/9/94e24df461/public_html/firewoodsuppliers/classes/class_Mysql.php on line 41 Warning: mysql_query() [function.mysql-query]: A link to the server could not be established in /home/virtual/vps-356403/9/94e24df461/public_html/firewoodsuppliers/classes/class_Mysql.php on line 41 Warning: mysql_query() [function.mysql-query]: Access denied for user 'nobody'@'localhost' (using password: NO) in /home/virtual/vps-356403/9/94e24df461/public_html/firewoodsuppliers/classes/class_Mysql.php on line 42 Warning: mysql_query() [function.mysql-query]: A link to the server could not be established in /home/virtual/vps-356403/9/94e24df461/public_html/firewoodsuppliers/classes/class_Mysql.php on line 42 Database Error. System Administrator has been notified and this problem will be solved as soon as possible. We are sorry for the inconvenience.

Is the Firewood Directory down for support at the moment ?

..Yes

My problem now appears to be sorted

I tried your search on chrome and you only come up on Shropshire. My problem no better Kick your support up the backside Steve.

The Haircut One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen other Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country, and the politicians who run it! BOTH POLITICIANS AND NAPPIES NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!

Is this a Brokeback Mountain moment

It seems to be the AOL browser that the search will not work on. Just tried it on Google chrome on same PC and it works.

And for what its worth `Horse Force Logging` does not come up on mine either when I click Staffordshire in listings.

It has always worked before but stopped yesterday.

Thanks... like I said before, I hope I am not doing something stupid

The only way that I can search at present is by going into view all locations and then click on a county. When I try to use the postcode search or location search it does nothing.

I still cant do the search on mine

Thats what I meant Dean... been there

Maybe its at times like these that you wish that you did not have a gun licence Dean.

Well Ive tried standing on one foot, closing one eye, loading it from a google search, refresh and still no joy so its off to bed and will try again tomorrow with a clear head.

5 miles... I have tried other postcodes and area and still no joy... I hope Im not doing something stupid

Believe me its not flu if you can be bothered to do that.