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Stephen Blair

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  1. Are there folk out there buyung lengths of firewood for this price, and arranging haulage to take it away. 20 ton at a time? what size is the wood.is it any old size.?
  2. thou shall never take advantage of stormy weather at christmas time in a tpo when the council is closed for holidays Act of god i say
  3. smells nice, usually turn into furry lollypops once pruned, grow crazy fast. fell it and plant a tree that doesnt grow 6 feet a year, especially if it is for a friend and you arent charging.
  4. good idea mate, keep them coming its the percentage that i dont know about, wether its what i want or if there is a set amount acroos the board
  5. Thou shalt punish bushy tailed tree rats for scaring the bijeezus out of me, and making me scream like a girl, infront of 2 hot nurses hanging out a window waving a diet coke can.Hero to zero in 2 seconds. Squeak squeak chipity chip chip
  6. i hope i word this right, if you get an ongoing contract, how much should the cost increase every year. I have the chance of a small contract, 1 man with tools doing maintenace around a large garden. If i get the contract, i will have it for the life expectansy of the homeowner(lady early fifties)so you could be talking 40 years. It will be getting paid by the government, so it not like i can just say to her every year(give me another tenner) This is a good wee job for a very good cause, but i dont want to be stuck working for the same money in 20 years time, when simple wording in a contract will solve this. I have never committed to a contract before, thanks for any help guys:biggrin:
  7. it looks like a row dear has crashed right through the tree, is its arse hanging out the other side lol
  8. aah, now we are getting somewhere, dont hold back. let it all go, you are with friends here, every day it is a heavier burden to bear, SQUEAK SQUEAK. the guilt, the guilt "
  9. is that it split mate or just raw material in lenghts. i am presuming its the latter. cheers steve
  10. thou shalt not use felt tacks to repair 4 foot rip on norway spruce whenith 16 and weelding a blunt bowsaw up a ladder. I am very sorry mr robertson, it is still there all shrivelled up 16 years later held with said tack. This thread has turned into confessions. oh how professional us ARBORISTS are.
  11. thou shall always check for bt poles before reducing beech hedge with 046.
  12. thou shalt always check fellow climber isnt wearing a microphone when you are 60 foot up a tree, doing a program for bbc 2. And let me babble on about all the dirty stuff i would like to do to the camera crew girlies.
  13. Thou shalt not reveal all crazy ins and outs that goesoneth at work, especially the stuffith about Grey squirrels and young pigeons.
  14. thou shall always cut off any naughty branches that drive climber mad, and explain to customer it is crown restoration. thy groundy should never ever touchy blower until ALL lifting and raking is dunneth Thy groundy should never send up noisy cutty tool without checking that it doesnt need drinky drinky first
  15. would the cheapest way be, to mulch the lot into the ground. no money back but not much spent.
  16. any pics mate, love to see it:001_smile:
  17. Thou shall never talk the words of soccery football crap in the visinity of a woodcuter
  18. thou shall always drive the mog around the town while groundy is trying to take a dump in the chipbox. Groundy shall never take end off blower stick it in his fly and take leaky leaky behind customers back while i am talking to said gorgious customer trying not to piss myself
  19. thou shalt not fill saw in middle of lawn thou shalt not use loppers on high tensile wire thou shalt not trip up and put spikes through brand new nitrak boots thou shalt not run over jerry can with mog on monoblock driveway thou shalt not get caught having a slash by customer behind garage thou shalt never try and shake hands with the customer who is a philidamite(so so wrong) thou shalt never chip climbing bag and 026
  20. i was told about these years ago and didnt really think they existed, get it bolted onto a hiab and throw away the spikes
  21. thats excellent mate, any word on moggy insurance
  22. it depends how long it can sit about. Firewood and the cash will be in your pocket by the weekend, chip would be the second quickest, but top dollar lovely size packaging would be worth a fortune but a lot of work.

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