Mark Bolam

Do mate. He may at least be able to point you in the right direction. Arb is a pretty small world.

He may well have done mate, it’s been a while. Still worth a shout though Corey, Dean wouldn’t sell out to an idiot. The important thing is to make the call.

There’s never a good time tbh mate. Just leave a polite message asking when is a good time to call. Don’t swear. He’s Yorkshire, but not THAT Yorkshire!

It shows you’re keen mate, right enough, but he’s also then probably sorting stuff out for the job ahead, and would be a nuisance. I haven’t got 2 mins in the morning, let alone 5 for a chat with someone I don’t know. I’d go 5.30, but that’s just me. Still in work mode, but before shifting into slippers and kids mode. @Mick Dempseymay or may not agree with me, but he’s in France, so allow for the time difference.

Aye, the time you ring him may have a bearing on how many f-words he uses! Quick test, when would you think is a good time to call him?

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But surely if you have 2 pints of DIET Coke with every meal you can eat what you want, right?

West Yorkshire Joe. The best climbers can also read.

Aye, good jobs need good groundies. All really good groundies have some climbing experience, and every good climber has plenty of hours on the deck.

That’s cheered me up enormously mate.

Young bastard!

Definitely explore every route you can. I’ve worked with some very decent council lads, and some utterly idle cretins who spent more time coming up with reasons not to do a job than working. Botty Cough is half right about the fitness, but no amount of gym work or cardio can prepare you for the ‘work muscle’ that you can only build up on the job. Tree work can be pure graft, but the biggest help is between your ears. When you look at me climb, I’m obviously working pretty hard. When you look at a really good climber they almost look lazy, if that makes sense? No shouting, swearing or grunting, just smooth, methodical minimal effort, then BOOM! the job is done. Definitely try and get some experience before you commit a load of cash though. Worth remembering that a lot of companies will pay for tickets but if you leave shortly afterwards you have to pay for them. Keep asking questions on here, it puts you way above the little gamer pricks who get their mummy to send me an email asking if they can have a job.

@Joe Newton is ok actually.

Wise choice young man. Enjoy Oz, it’s fantastic.

Peter, you don’t work in sales do you. What you mean is ‘The 251 is a fantastic saw for a small woodland owner, and I would reluctantly part with it for the right price.’

Good advice Paul. It’s not often someone thinks ‘My saw is excellent, reliable, and performing really well. I think I’ll sell it.’

F***ing builders!

We’ll have to disagree mate, I thought you were a Toon lad? I set my terms. If people think I’m skint and desperate (and I’ve been both) that’s their problem, not mine. You do 14 days mate like I used to. If it works better for you don’t change it. There’s a lot of years worth of experience on here telling you it’s a bad idea though.

Why is asking for immediate payment rude? It’s business, not a cocktail party. You explain the terms at quotation stage. If they want credit they can go elsewhere, it’s their choice.

They are both good trucks and tick a lot of boxes, but they won’t be cheap. You could pick up a second hand 3.5t for half the price.

That’s a tough one then. You don’t need a 4WD diff or the capacity of a 3.5t tipper then! I’d go 3.5t tipper (Transit etc.) and tip off as and when. Get tool lockers/DC for kit storage as a must. If you need 4x4 super/king cab will tick the boxes.

Beat me to it Gareth, but I would have added ‘with the rest of the saw’. The only useful place for it is as a gypsy decoy.

Back to the knuckle for me. When I was young and unedicumcated I felled each knuckle out in about 20 minutes. Wrestled each octopus to the chipper, quick rough sned, knuckle in the back, early pub. That disgraceful abuse of arb law came back a treat! It’s a willow. Do what you want.

Well thought out. Yes, horrible work! Some people are just pricks. Who would want to look at that all day?

Regarding payment in domestic work, start hard and stay hard. (Commercial work is completely different). When I started out I was soft as shite. Even had 14 day terms on my paper quotes, because that is what my old boss had. It just gives chancers 14 days before they start dicking you around. Working for millionaires who’d watch two of knock our nuts out all day for £300, then say at the end - ‘Lovely! Send us an invoice.’ It was pretty hand to mouth in the early days, so one day I drove home, printed the invoice on my wife’s printer and dropped it off to them. ’Lovely, we’ll put a cheque in the post next week.’ These days I explain at quote stage its bank transfer on completion. If I get ANY pushback at all the job isn’t going to happen. If they want to argue about money before they owe me anything, what will they be like when they do? ’We won’t have the money for a couple of weeks, is that ok?’ That’s fine, we’ll do the job in a couple of weeks then. You get the idea. As others have said, at 21 I’d work abroad for a bit mate, even for a couple of years. Oz or NZ for me. Another advantage is that most UK trees will seem small and easy when you get back. Takedowns anyway. Rich’s advice is good as well. Loads of arbs are dyslexic for some reason, including some of the best posters on here. The written word is very important, take the time to get it right. Good luck, certainly sounds like you’re made of the right stuff.