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Mark Bolam

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  1. Getting it done Don. Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
  2. I didn't want to push it mate. It was bad enough explaining the dead rent boy and kilo of rhino horn in the boot. Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
  3. They're a nightmare when you've had a few jars. I saw some the other night and thought they were real cops. I braked so hard I dropped my joint. Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
  4. You were very, very lucky not to hit that wheelie bin Don. Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
  5. [emoji386][emoji106] Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
  6. Tidy work. Idiotic spec. Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
  7. Bulldog is a good call mate, but don't just rely on locks. Anything can be cut with the right tools, and the scum have them. Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
  8. Hahaha. The wife asked what I'd been doing the other night. I said I'd been watching hardcore porn. 'You liar', she said. 'You've been on Arbtalk, you saddo'. Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
  9. I'm saying nowt. Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
  10. How did you get hold of Mick Dempsey's retirement plan? Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
  11. Oh no, fancy falling at the final hurdle like that! Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
  12. Clearly not on Amey's patch then.... Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
  13. No Josh, they were idiots. They left their lights on. Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
  14. I would still be there. Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
  15. Why didn't they wait until the structure was finished just to make things really awkward? I would have charged idiot tax anyway. Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
  16. Sorry mate, I would have stopped for a chat if I'd known it was you. Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
  17. Steve, what happened to the original Beech that this thread was started about? Were you badly killed?
  18. I've just had a bacon sandwich. May take the dogs out later. Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
  19. Probably a Stihl dealer.... Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
  20. 'Steel' that idea! Boom boom! Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
  21. I am. No one could drink more stout and port than my Nans Grans Nan. Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
  22. I'm liking the sound of the SIP. You lads in Wales have proper, wet rain. Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
  23. It's in the dictionary next to 'barn stored' Dave.... Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
  24. Why make life more difficult than it has to be mate? A bow saw will do the job, but modern equivalents are streets ahead. Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
  25. [emoji23][emoji482] Not guilty M'Lud. It was Tetleys, John Smiths and Stones back then! Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk

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