Stuart A-C

First week of work booked in for Jan 12th, After that not sure!

nothing like a rectum twitcher to make you realise how fragile life is, glad you are here to tell the tale, merry xmas.

I think more could be done by the government or hse etc to make the public aware of the issues surrounding this area, you wouldnt risk using a non corgi registered gas fitter, so how about the same kind of thing for tree work?

cheers guys. Yeah know croyde very well, a lot of my time at college was spent in the sea.

also might be worth explaining that you would permantly need someone on the footpath and that was not made clear, might be worth a try?

good on jackets with cheese and bacon, and cheese on toast, yum yum pigs bum!

my dog has had his for nearly a year now, and he loves it.

Bored of previous job/s, wanted something outdoors, with a landrover and a dog, looked in local agg college brocure, photo of bloke with landrover and dog on arb course page. Five years later still no landy or dog (yet), but love my job and wouldnt change it for the world.

should keep off the steroids! your winkey will shrivel up next!

xbox at the moment, but saving for a landy, then a seaworthy boat to go fishing on, does that count?

nice work!

pre climb= pasty, post climb= cider

or when your groundstaff are slacking!

Had a better day than me then, 1 crab!

Yeah, Ive been living in Leicester and Derby for the last 10yrs, comming back home to north devon was the best thing Ive ever done! I think if I was stuck in Leicester with no work I would go mental!

last weeks fishing trip, its not a very good spot, but its right ouside my front door. caught a small flounder, a crab and a small codling. but not a bad view though!

thats it, im off to dig some worms in the morning and then off to see if I can get some of that cod action!

Im so glad the mrs talked me out of getting a new landy a few months back, and told me to wait till after xmas, ive spent all I had saved on the house rent!

They need to, or im skint!

I would rather be working, but this is the closest thing to tree work for me at the moment!

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no way, all over the telly as well!!

failing that, get a cheese grater and shave a few inches off them!

Dave glover in Leicester has a landy with T7EES.