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Wordle 1,380 3/6 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Bloody hell, that was hard. I couldn't think of any words with those initial letters, let alone right or wrong ones. And then I remembered the Queen, my saviour.

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Little Johnny went to the confessional. “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a very keen girl,” he said. The priest asked: “Is that you, Little Johnny?” “Yes, Father, it is.” “And who was the girl you were with?” “I can’t tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation.” “Well, Johnny, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?” “I cannot say.” “Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?” “I’ll never tell.” “Was it Nina Capelli?” “I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.” “Was it Cathy Piriano?” “My lips are sealed.” “Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?” “Please, Father! I cannot tell you.” The priest sighed in frustration and said: “You’re very tight-lipped, and I admire that. But you’ve sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for four months. Now you go and behave yourself.” Little Johnny walked back to his pew, and his friend slid over and whispered: “What’d you get?” He smirked and answered: “Four months vacation and five good leads.”

You're excitable tonight. Still being a bee? 🐝

These'll be stronger.

I wouldn't expect you to get it.

Well, they're a bit too multi-coloured aren't they?

We did consider it as an opportunity to make a bit of trouser money. Those pots have got to be at least a Fiver each to buy from new. If you guys were local I'd happily share them around, I'm very tempted to go over there tomorrow to get more, hate to see good stuff going to waste.

So, my brother was out this morning doing his civic duty. Helping to clear up some fly tipped rubbish. Big commercial grade plant pots. Obviously been dumped as the bi-product of a large weed growing operation. Must have been very large, industrial, as he took 120 but said there was still 100s left. I'll be having a fair portion of them for the garden, they're ideal for cucumbers, tomatoes and other large plants. Had some similar that I got years ago, from a police raid apparently. (Or maybe they'll come in handy for my retirement. 😉)

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That looks the bollox, regardless of colour. Snap it up I say. My mate swaggered around in an even brighter yellow than that Toyota MR2 years ago, the chicks loved. Or so he maintained!

If only that were true, that'd be muchly bigly entertaining. He wouldn't stand a chance against her.

Fecund I tell ya. Laden with the promise of spring. The pictures don't do it justice, quite how much blossom there is this year. Plums, apples and pears.

BS

Are you planning to hand make the handles or use machines? If the latter, e.g. on a lathe then I'd let the wood season first. Otherwise shape it when green and then leave to shrink for final fitting, as Dan says.

I posted this before, but I'll shamelessly show it off again. A rake that me and the lad made at the start of the year. Draw knifed handle from green ash, head and times from seasoned ash and random, (crap) dowel.

Duck?

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Fecund. That's how a lot of stuff is looking here.

Earwigs

Likewise, thinking you're 25 years older than you actually are is a sure fire way to age yourself more.

Eh, what's that got to do with anything ? Are you a bee? 🐝

I think you'd like these Davey.