Ty Korrigan

My wife requested I leave Wednesdays free for rest and family. The kids have a half day so I'll do a quote and file a chain before fetching them from school. Generally 4 days on the tools but quotes on Saturday and Sunday mornings now the evenings are too dark to see phone lines and lawn sausages. I do need that midweek rest day, it really makes a difference to how I feel at the weekend.

Harry Potter and the line clearance job. Synopsis: Our hero aged 15 3/4 is asked if his Nintendo skills are transferable and given command of a 7t 19m MEWP for the day. This was a Fat Groundy Production.

A Parisian complained to the town hall about leaves. That is usually the case here.

Would more power and better gearing help or simply the lack of traction impossible to overcome?

I've a client who is a fitter at a caravan dealership. Last week he proposed a caravan mover system for under 2k euros rated to a higher weight than the chipper requires to deal with slopes and soft terrain. Mrs Lee would prefer a tracked barrow fitted with a towball as we could use it both for our renovation project and towing the chipper as well as remove logs from jobs with tighter access. I've not the funds for a mini-loader and we already have a useful small tractor with loader if there is sufficient room and wood. Stuart

I had a British client arrange to have his properties guardian/gardener pay me. I arrived on a dark wet evening and at the moment I was handed the envelope, the guardian ran off, I assumed because of the rain. Stupidly, I didn't count it. Back home, an unsigned cheque and a wedge of folding £500 short of the agreed amount, feck. I emailed the client and copied in the guardian, the client demanded a photo of the cheque, reasonable, so I sent one but he denied that the cash could have been short. He claimed to have ordered the total sum of our agreed cash payment after our work was completed during his stay in France. He refused to pay point then told me he was a retired crown prosecutor (verified by Googling him) and that I was treading on thin ice accusing him of short changing me. I resorted to the very real threat of returning the 3 loads of 7t Iveco worth of chip making his next visit a difficult one. He replied that just with that he had enough evidence to make a formal complaint to the Gendarmes citing threats, attempted exhortation, tva (vat) fraud. I replied, do so then, a British Crown Prosecutor paying cash above the legal limit for such transactions and short changing a tradesman will certainly raise their interest. And so it went on, ping pong ping pong ping. Until my tame Jersey lawyer friend told me to ask him for the evidence that he had indeed withdrawn the correct amount as he said he had made a single money order and to scan that evidence to me. Silence followed. Then a few days later a payment for €500 was made into my account and nothing more heard from him again. Stuart

I can't even walk up mine safely! After reading this, I think I'll ask Didier if he can put beads of weld along the treads.

Here in France, a great deal of the arguement over keeping the retirement age of certain jobs low is because of the physical nature of the work. Back in the day, steam engine drivers won a retirement age of 52 which is still retained despite the relative ease and comfort of a modern train. For my part, I feel an encroaching cold dull ache in my hands and a global stiffness especially after working in the cold and wet. I honestly cannot see me doing this work much past 60

When climbing, I've never had the minerals to wield much more than a 441 let alone heavy plant...

And asking on a forum is a case of you show me yours and I'll show you mine... Stuart

Fibre optic line clearance has provided a small but welcome local boom but that will be over in a month. Few larger jobs to boast about on instagram and precious few removals. 2 large eucs were the tenant is keeping the wood (Huzzah!) and a rare Monkey Puzzle, a first for my climber and again the client is keeping the wood (for he believes what lies within to be gold) What we really need is a series of storms like last years to keep the phone ringing. Stuart

We have an annoying hum from our neighbours and our own heat pumps especially on still nights. The ones that look like large aircon units. They all come on more or less together. If there is some wind, we don't hesr them so much. Stuart

Very much the way forward with pedants who nit pick anything you post on here. Stuart

Why not? they are coming down in a few years anyway. Also, have you never noticed that Lombardies often sprout from such wounds? My moral compass is fine with spiking in this case.

Yeh yeh, I'll give it to you. This image doesn't show the older ones at the start of the driveway. These show a later section, cut lower because they shade a veg garden on the estate. The ones further on are younger still and were left largely untouched. The large gaps in the rows are were we either previously removed trees with honey fungus or ones that fell down due to it.

Mirroring my own experience there. Stuart

My work experience was in 1986 on a Dairy farm. First day washing out 70 calf feeding buckets, second day helping to castrate calves, then dressing an infected cow knee, squeezing pus from the wound. Painting a barn green for 3 half days to Radio 1. Crawling inside a combine to grease some gubbins, an entire morning pumping up the rear tyre of a tractor with a foot pump. Milking cows, borthing calves, catching ringworm, eating my packed lunch ontop of the warm silage and the ephemeral perfume of cow... Stuart

Whilst I lie here, dull with Covid, I read about others poplar based adventures. Last week we breezed past this job from September 2021 A staged removal because the owner needs time to get his head around the changes to his chateau driveway. They will be felled in 5-7 years. The lombardies measured 29m. We reduced them to 19m and stripped them to bare poles. The reason was multiple failures through root decay caused by Armillaria and classic lombardy heartwood decay but I was unable to i.d a fungi for that. In retrospect, I could have got in a MEWP to save the climber. The result has exceeded both the clients and my own expectations. Which is fortunate because he was very anxious not to lose the ambiance of the long driveway. I also found a large Sparassus crispa on a Douglas stump I felled in 2013 Stuart

The pleasure and pride I get from owning a reliable machine cannot be overstated. The Evo has done more for my mental health than any prescription medication or counseling ever. That filters through to every aspect of my life so my whole family and entourage see a different me. Stuart

Finished early Thursday so Jérôme offered Alex a flying lesson using SRT The lad was confident, trusting both in Jérôme and the equipment. Fearless would be a wild description but he certainly passed the requirements of the entry test for arb college. We'll stay in touch and our door is open for further work experience and maybe, maybe other opportunities. I've prepared a small motivational thank you package which we'll present once I recover from Covid, tested positive Thursday so Alex's week cut short by a day. Stuart

"Could you work faster please"... Stuart VID_20221018_145941.mp4

Agadir? Stuart

This is Alex, my work experience lad studying a 3 year forestry course but wants to slide into climbing. He is with me for two weeks, one more to go. Although I was given an incomprehensible document to read and sign, alot of it is generally ignored by employeurs. Very little information was required and no official visit made to see is we were suitable as 'hosts' At 15 I can't let him use any saws or cutters although he is keen but I couldn't keep him away from the chipper for long which he has taken onboard as his personal responsibility after watching him struggle with the safety bar and buttons whilst not looking at me for advice. He'd hit the red 🍄 on top again. He gets dropped off at 8:30, works hard then I feed and water him, grafts some more and I drop him home whenever. He's bright, motived, interested in all things arb, trees and fungi. So far he's not given me any cause to swear though I tend to let him work things out for himself to the point I really need to intervene. One day, early finish, so put him in a harness and got him body thrusting up the wee lime in the garden. I think he'll go away having learned positive things and if later in his course he requires another placement, my door will be open for him. Stuart

I think that for those young bucks wishing to make a life in France, marrying a French wench could be a way in. It worked for @Luckyeleven though he became too fat for his harness after a year of wedded bliss. Stuart

You have been traumatised by Forst ownership, shaken by Schliesing and now battling the Triggers Broom that is the GM150