Working on some trees roadside but over a tall wall. Came across a bunch of keys, not been there long and the car key fob that was with them was still working, quite a bunch of keys and would imagine the Chrysler key fob alone would be some £200 to replace and the inconvenience of busting or changing all the other locks would be a nightmare or cost a fortune
Luckily the keys had an insurance "key recovery" fob on them with an 0845 number to ring and a £10 reward
After 15 minutes on the phone trying to pick the right option to speak to a human I eventually went for the new insurance option to get anywhere.
I expalined I had found these keys and wanted to get them back to the owner asap.
You have to take them to a Halifax bank or Bank of scotland bank, they said.
Haven't got time love, I work 7 days a week I explained.
There's a £10 reward for the inconvenience of taking them in she said.
Not interested in £10, I earn £60 per hour so it would cost me to take them in, cant I give you my details so you can pass them on to the owner who can then collect them off me, if you tell them straight away I am probably just round the corner from whoever owns them or they can contact me anytime.
We cant do that for security reasons she eplained.
I'm not bothered about you passing my details on love, dont worry about me !!
No we still cant do it.
There must be a way of you telling them or getting the keys back to them using my details love, I'm trying to save you some money and your client some inconvenience.
Sorry we cant take your details and pass them on you will have to hand them into a bank or police station.
Stick it then love, tell you what I'll just throw them back in the hedge where I found them then !!!
Sorry we couldn't be of any help she replied !!!!
I am struggling to comprehend the mentality of these people