Mark J

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How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put in the microwave until it’s Bill withers

Nice one Reg, Glad you found it mate.

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce? Chicken Caesar Salad.

You can't go wrong with a 14" sugihara from Rob on your 200t.

Well, I have this ability to see the facts for what they are. You might gain it one day or you might not, that's not my problem nor my concern. I like life on the transgressive edge, it's massively more entertaining and rewarding than life on the passive aggressive edge. You should try it.

And that makes ye what exactly? Ha ha what a melt. Gan back under your rock.

How very astute of you Tim. Hail Stalin!

Lets's be honest, We all know that they've got our best interests at heart.

Generalisations get you nowhere. 'Lets be honest' and 'I'm sure we all agree' are shan proposals. Get a grip.

The Great Wall of Scotland Version 2.0.

You'd have to be a moron to think these people were unsuitable to rule the country.

Or Cameron's.

" Delegate Norman Steele said: “As a wealthy retiree whose life is a routine of lawn-mowing and petty boundary disputes, the highlight so far has been complaining about breakfast at my hotel because they wouldn’t let me have seven sausages "...

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/tory-conference-enters-guinness-book-of-records-for-most-bastards-in-one-place-20181002177903

I'm flat out surveying till February. Then I'm going to Thailand for a while. When I get back I'm keen to get a vehicle. What I'd do with an old truck is fit the meatiest sound system I could find and go hang out with like minded people in a field.

Well mate, all you can possibly do, is lock everyting up as well as you can. Might be worth investing in some kind of bollard in front of your place, anything that slows them down or inconveniences them enough to feckoff somewhere else. Make it as bomb proof as you can. Loud alarms and strobe lights are good at attracting attention. The idea is to make them bugger off somewhere else. You can get gizmo's that will text you if they move, I think motorbike places sell them, you could attach them to said bollard. Despite what many say, confronting a few wronguns, and it will be a few, in your boxer shorts with a pick axe handle probable isn't going to work out too well for you.

I like your thinking, but you could just give him a job and get a better security system with the money he earns your business.

Nice truck Eggs, That's got my thinking cap on. Which never ends well...

TR: Not saying that that would make it right or excusable, but I would suggest he’d be due greater degree of empathy than most given the sacrifices he has been forced to make and the systemic pressure that has been brought to bear upon him for talking what he believes to be the truth. He potentially jeopardised the convictions of the same asian paedo gangs that he's sworn to expose, while serving a suspended sentence for doing exactly the same thing. Why should he get special treatment? It's like saying that Jimmy Saville was alright because he raised alot of money for charity. Everything he's 'exposed' has been in the public domain for some time You see marching dust, I see a man under a great deal of pressure living with the expectation of being incarcerated before the end of the week, being separated from his friends and family, probably being in solitary and possibly loosing his life - i’d suggest that would be enough to cause the visible signs of what “could” be misinterpreted as drug abuse but could just as easily be the observable manifestation of considerable stress. Prison is a dangerous place. Like him or loathe him as a personality, there should be universal disgust at the nature of the treatment he has received from “the establishment.” There should be universal disgust at the nature of the treatment we have all received from "the establishment". Anyone that holds dear the privilege of freedom of speech can arrive at no other conclusion (unless they are actually a closet fascist.) Wheyaye.

I'd ask him if he liked movies about gladiators.

Poor wee ketamine hopkins.