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Mark J

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  1. Job and knock works well in tree surgery. Everyone wants to finish by 1 - 2pm with a wedge of cash in their pocket.
  2. That's rich coming from you.
  3. I heard it was a Moto Guzzi.
  4. Yup, the NHS is an inefficient beast at times. I know that private companies are engaged in finding ways to streamline things, which is good in my eyes.
  5. Fair enough, I can't argue with that. I should have wrote 'If you think the media lies are bad now, just look what they did for Boris Johnson'
  6. If you think the media lies are bad now, you should have seen what they did to Corbyn.
  7. Which bits do you 'not not' agree to?
  8. Is 'donnk' the sound a thought makes when it lands in your head?
  9. I agree that they're unelectable. I admire her honesty though. She's probably not allowed to call them a bunch of 'babes'.
  10. Labour conference: Angela Rayner stands by calling Boris Johnson 'scum' WWW.BBC.CO.UK Labour's deputy leader says she will say sorry when the PM apologises for past "racist" comments.
  11. It costs money to school four kids. You should be ashamed of yourself.
  12. Did you send your kids to be schooled at the expense of the state, or did you pay for private tuition with all the money you make?
  13. You should be a politician: Q: "How much tax do you pay in the UK?" A: "I pay over £40,000 a year tax in Norway."
  14. How much tax do you pay in the UK? Don't answer that as you've said it's none. There's a thing called humour - you seem appear to have bypassed it.
  15. BMW X7 driver offering sex for petrol | The Daily Mash WWW.THEDAILYMASH.CO.UK THE driver of a BMW X7 SUV has signalled his willingness to trade sex for petrol effective ongoing, his colleagues have...
  16. Mark J

    Jokes???

    The end of petrol and diesel cars in the UK was scheduled for 2030. This has now been brought forward to Wednesday.
  17. I not not read the Heil. It's like a really shit version of Viz.
  18. Maybe there is a fuel shortage. Maybe they want to restrict travel to subdue an as yet unknown variant of covid. Maybe they realise that they messed up by leaving the customs union and foregoing the free movement of people. I'm all for leaving the EU but I want no part of any curtails on movement. Maybe they're just incompetent. Perhaps it's people being silly at petrol stations.
  19. No Shit, Sherlock.
  20. I think the first whack from Usyk massively wobbled him. I reckon that AJ is lucky he's not fighting Fury anytime soon.
  21. I reckon the 'fuel crisis' is there to distract us from the 'food crisis'.
  22. Mark J

    Jokes???

  23. If I had treasure I'd bury it.
  24. Do you reckon that most of the people who are north of £100 million have worked hard for it or do you reckon it's inherited wealth?

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