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Lee Winger

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  1. Ok I lie lovely weather today, thought I'd make the most of it........
  2. As the owner of or ex owner, I'd say defo go with a cabstar! the best truck on the market, body size is usually 10'x5' sides 18'' high...... I oiwn a Ranger tipper [off the shelf model] ok but not all that for serious graft, but if you need 4x4?
  3. Husky how very dare you post a joke, in the clown jokes thread, you aren't even a clown!!!
  4. Two clowns lock their keys in the car. One of the clowns tries to break into the car while the other one watches. Finally the first clown says “Looks like I can’t get in the car!” The other clown replies, "Keep trying. It looks like it's going to rain and the top is down."
  5. big ole tree that mate , nice one
  6. When I got my operators licence, two vosa men, friends of my fathers came and visited me, we discussed this sort of thing, they said you can call your self agricultural exempt,plant or tacho exempt, this that and the other! But if they pull you and they disagree, you're going to court and your vehicle will be impounded! simple as that, there words not mine!
  7. Its probably because you don't own one of these mate............. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gYK9iqrCOU&feature=related]YouTube - Bowtie man[/ame]
  8. If you ask me the secretary should be concentrating on more important issues, like the school! boody cheek imo
  9. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZZKEjhmHfk&feature=channel]YouTube - Insane Clown Posse - Hokus Pokus: Version 1[/ame]
  10. Cracking picture mate thanks...
  11. I'd rather use clean oil TBH, very carcinogenic used oil..
  12. This lot will be up your way soon mate,and will be hiring, you'll have to get some big shoes and paint your face though mate, other than that like the rest of us you'll fit right in...
  13. Very true! I think I'll drop the formal approach, plus my other transport is much more healthy, not easy keeping the weight down you know with a custard pie in the face every time I meet a friend........
  14. I woldn't eat honey fungus, they can give you stomach cramps, the chits and the sqwits...did anyone watch Jimmys farm, when the 'clown'' discoverd his wood full of honey fungus he used his misses as a guinea pig, she got the sqwits pretty bad
  15. I was taught that as a kid aged 11, when given my first air rifle......
  16. Thanks ''Crusty''.............
  17. A clown was standing in a kitchen, holding a carton of orange juice, staring at it intently. His friend saw this, and asked why are you staring at the carton? The clown answered, "The carton says, ‘Concentrate’
  18. Clown goes ice fishing A clown wanted to go ice fishing. He’d seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, he made for the ice. After positioning his comfy footstool, he started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, ”There are no fish under the ice.” Startled, the clown moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of coffee, And began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens the voice bellowed, ”There are no fish under the ice.” The clown, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice. he set up his stool once more and tried again to cut his hole. The voice came once more, ”There are no fish under the ice.” He stopped, looked skyward, and said, “Is that you, Lord?” The voice replied, ”No, this is the manager of the hockey rink.”
  19. You'll be ok with the size timber your pulling mate, it will pull 12'' whole trees no trouble, just rember to never winch outside the 30 degree zone, or you could pull the the tractor over, but I'm sure you know that, and never use the winch cable up high in a tree, ie as a felling aid........
  20. I had a 3.5 ton winch it wasn't man enough imo, I would have rather had a 5 ton winch, always get bigger than you need , thats my motto I bought my winch [sold now] from Steve at Riko they advertise on here, Uniforest thats the make
  21. look chaps I'd love to sit about all day clowning around and chatting, but i've got to go out and do my quotes http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x95/dawnhulio/clown-car.jpg
  22. behind you..................

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