Making the news today....

[Mick Dempsey]

Also..

 

[Stubby]

3 hours ago, difflock said:

Cept this joke fails on two points.

(i) A bullock is a castrated male bovine!

(ii)The Old Bull will gore any young pretenders, rather than sharing or offering advice.

just saying  .  .  .  

mth

I thought a castrated male bovine was a Steer ?

[difflock]

Hawk, Spit, Steer!= bloody imported Yankee terminology, but yes, meaning the same thing as bullock.

P.S.

The one area of nomenclature the Yanks got right, as in better than the Brits, is car body parts, in general.

Muffler, not silencer, because it does not silence, only muffles.

Fender, not bumper, because it should be used to "fend off" rather than to bump into other objects.

etc

etc

Such issues concern me deeply.

mth

[Mark Bolam]

It's a minefield Marcus.

 

I got some funny looks the other day when I went to the pub in my pants.

[felixthelogchopper]

28 minutes ago, Mark Bolam said:

It's a minefield Marcus.

 

I got some funny looks the other day when I went to the pub in my wife's pants.

Fixed that for you, mate.

[stihlmadasever]

12 hours ago, matelot said:

Just for you Mark.

 

My order of preference is 6, 7, 5, 3, 1, 2, 4.

Everyone of em would do me...

[felixthelogchopper]

1 minute ago, stihlmadasever said:

Everyone of em would do me...

I suspect they wouldn't.

[Vespasian]

5 hours ago, difflock said:

Cept this joke fails on two points.

(i) A bullock is a castrated male bovine!

(ii)The Old Bull will gore any young pretenders, rather than sharing or offering advice.

just saying  .  .  .  

mth

A bullock is a younger male cow on top of a hill as far as I'm concerned..   and thats especially true when the said young bull is in a joke...

 

And its even more true when I can't think what a young bull is called officially off the top of my head late on at night.   

 

Now, about this goring business, my bulls, young or old are especially friendly and even more so if the two of em are contemplating doing a herd of cows down a hill in five minutes...

 

Mick, the way my friend told it, it was much funnier than the joke in the vid.. 

 

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

5 hours ago, Mick Dempsey said:

Also..

 

What's his name ↑  Is he the guy from "Falling Down?"  An all time favourite film....  The guy just wants some breakfast!  

 

 

PS - it's neither "news" nor "of today" but whats a little derail on page 666?

Edited February 2, 2018 by kevinjohnsonmbe

[the village idiot]

10 minutes ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

What's his name ↑  Is he the guy from "Falling Down?"  An all time favourite film....  The guy just wants some breakfast!  

 

 

PS - it's neither "news" nor "of today" but whats a little derail on page 666?

Robert Duvall