Making the news today....

[matelot]

 

The BBC have an Internet page that reports the news in pidgin English. This isn't a joke...

 

"Plenty reactions up and down dey follow US President Donald Trump talk wey im refer to Haiti, and El Salvador and Africa as shithole countries.

Washington Post, CNN, Politico and other tori people bin broadcast say for inside private meeting wey im do with lawmakers on Thursday on top migration mata, im say "why we dey allow all dis people from shithole country to come here?"

But Trump don deny say im talk dat kain thing.

Dis talk generate plenty reaction as some Africa people talk dia mind for di mata on top social media."

 

 

[the village idiot]

Matelot, do us all a favour. Go and buy a dartboard and a set of darts, cut a picture of Hew Edwards out of your BBC monthly magazine and go to work.

 

We really do understand that you don't like the BBC, we are perfectly capable of holding this thought in our leftist brainwashed minds.

[WesD]

  On 14/01/2018 at 19:12, matelot said:

 

The BBC have an Internet page that reports the news in pidgin English. This isn't a joke...

 

"Plenty reactions up and down dey follow US President Donald Trump talk wey im refer to Haiti, and El Salvador and Africa as shithole countries.

Washington Post, CNN, Politico and other tori people bin broadcast say for inside private meeting wey im do with lawmakers on Thursday on top migration mata, im say "why we dey allow all dis people from shithole country to come here?"

But Trump don deny say im talk dat kain thing.

Dis talk generate plenty reaction as some Africa people talk dia mind for di mata on top social media."

 

 

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I’m horrified at this headline!! It’s racist against us gingers and severely out of order!! We have nothing to do with any of this!!

[the village idiot]

  On 14/01/2018 at 19:30, WesD said:

I’m horrified at this headline!! It’s racist against us gingers and severely out of order!! We have nothing to do with any of this!!

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Well, I saw a ginger nicking a toffee crisp from the shop round the corner. Thieving carrot topped scum the lot of them. They refuse to integrate into our monetary based bartering culture and should all be sent back to Gingerland.

[WesD]

  On 14/01/2018 at 19:36, the village idiot said:

Well, I saw a ginger nicking a toffee crisp from the shop round the corner. Thieving carrot topped scum the lot of them. They refuse to integrate into our monetary based bartering culture and should all be sent back to Gingerland.

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Hummmm hummmmmm hummmmmmm I’m meditating and can’t hear you!

[stihlmadasever]

  On 14/01/2018 at 19:36, the village idiot said:

Well, I saw a ginger nicking a toffee crisp from the shop round the corner. Thieving carrot topped scum the lot of them. They refuse to integrate into our monetary based bartering culture and should all be sent back to Gingerland.

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Speaking as a "closet" ginger-(beard and pubes) id have too say we cant help nicking toffee crisps as well as most choccy based snacks cause there are no sticky toffee treats in gingerland except ginger bread and im bloody sick of that stuff...

Power to the gingers...

One day we will rise up,united in our struggle against those who oppress us...

[the village idiot]

  On 14/01/2018 at 19:47, WesD said:

Hummmm hummmmmm hummmmmmm I’m meditating and can’t hear you!

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No worries, I'll tell you again in a minute.

[WesD]

  On 14/01/2018 at 19:49, the village idiot said:

No worries, I'll tell you again in a minute.

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Hummmmmm my meditating is getting longer hummmmmmm gingers are the best hummmmmmm

[the village idiot]

  On 14/01/2018 at 19:49, stihlmadasever said:

One day we will rise up,united in our struggle against those who oppress us...

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You've forgotten about your achilles heal.

 

All we need to do is stand out in the sun, you won't be able to get anywhere near us.

[stihlmadasever]

  On 14/01/2018 at 19:55, the village idiot said:

You've forgotten about your achilles heal.

 

All we need to do is stand out in the sun, you won't be able to get anywhere near us.

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Daaaaamn yooooooou...!!!!!

(Shakes fist)

Currently working on sunblock...

Factor 5000...

Patent pending

Evil laugh...mohahahahaha!