Making the news today....

[Mick Dempsey]

Good idea Bill!

[eggsarascal]

4. Show us your Johnson!.... I could make a joke about this but the clever fecker would give me a verbal kicking, so I'll leave it this time....

[Saw-sick Steve]

16 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

Ok so I've been thinking about some ideas for new threads, tell me what you think.....

 

1: Making the Nudes Today. Surreptiously taken pictures of clients taken from trees in a state of undress. 

 

2: Lets see your teenage daughters! Not sure this one has legs (or that mine will remain unbroken)

 

3: Most Embarrassing Thing a Client Has Caught You Doing in Their Garden.

(If yours is putting a suppository up your jacksee behind their shed, sorry, that ones taken)

 

4: ID my STD!  post pictures of your Johnson, let the experts help!

 

5. Stolen Equipment. Sell your stolen gear at a discount on here (no questions asked!)

 

6. Let's see your spoons! Give us a good laugh at how you spent hours making something crap that costs pennies in Wilkos.

What if your 'Johnson' has already received special recognition - like, I dunno, being awarded an M.B.E.?

Edited August 31, 2017 by Saw-sick Steve
eggs beat me to it!

[Mick Dempsey]

Wire brush and dettol.

[Gary Prentice]

1 hour ago, Mick Dempsey said:

 

this guy. 

Could do with him to motivate a couple of lads on a Monday morning

[Gary Prentice]

52 minutes ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

Crikes! You actually DID do some research, I'm not sure if I should be impressed or concerned 

We know where you live

[Matthew Storrs]

2 hours ago, Mick Dempsey said:

This is the dullest most repetitive thread on here, same people saying the same old stuff again and again and again.

Just thinking the same- I keep looking at it in the hope that it may have progressed on to other topics- but it's been on the same merry go round for months now. The odd futile effort of others to introduce other topics of the day is quickly reverted to the same old same old!

 

[matelot]

As a completely non racist topic, did anyone else see this photograph from Storm Harvey?

 

I find it unbelievable that this can happen in America.

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

37 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

4. Show us your Johnson!.... I could make a joke about this but the clever fecker would give me a verbal kicking, so I'll leave it this time....

Come on Mr Eggs, give it a shot!  What's the worst that could happen - it could all end up being Aspen v 2 stroke mix, or am I too old to start a new career as an astronaut, or what happens if I change my chain from Oregon to Ting-tang, or look at what some other rogue has done to a beautiful tree that I quoted for or some other equally mundane and tedious chuff fruit that manages to roll for a day or 2 then wither on the vine!

 

Mick should be heralded as a champion of modern day social interaction for starting and maintaining such a passionate and obviously gripping topic....  

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

39 minutes ago, Saw-sick Steve said:

What if your 'Johnson' has already received special recognition - like, I dunno, being awarded an M.B.E.?

Mine IS going to receive some special recognition - what with it being my birthday an all!