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[Mick Dempsey]

I never defended her policies, I said I dreamt of having sex with her in a thatched  croft house on the Shetland islands whilst highland cattle watched us from the window, gently mooing.

 

Is that so wrong?

[Stubby]

9 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

I never defended her policies, I said I dreamt of having sex with her in a thatched  croft house on the Shetland islands whilst highland cattle watched us from the window, gently mooing.

 

Is that so wrong?

Not at all,  in so many ways😀

[Doug Tait]

Poor cow

[Steven P]

31 minutes ago, Johnsond said:

You’d agree more if you just thought more sensibly about things. 

 

I can't ever remember expressing an opinion of her on this forum, though Mick has seriously disturbed my evening now. Watching her thatch and whilst gently mooing.  Makes me shiver. I might have mis-quoted him.

[Mesterh]

21 minutes ago, Doug Tait said:

Poor cow

Classic and brilliant one liner.

[Will C]

32 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

I never defended her policies, I said I dreamt of having sex with her in a thatched  croft house on the Shetland islands whilst highland cattle watched us from the window, gently mooing.

 

Is that so wrong?

Yes it’s wrong, oh so very wrong!

That said each to there own so crack on Please just hang a do not disturb notice on the door, there are some sights you just can’t unsee and I reckon that would be one of them!

[Johnsond]

1 hour ago, Mick Dempsey said:

I never defended her policies, I said I dreamt of having sex with her in a thatched  croft house on the Shetland islands whilst highland cattle watched us from the window, gently mooing.

 

Is that so wrong?

In every way imaginable mind you it takes all sorts apparently a quick google throws up some interesting stuff 😀

Edited April 6 by Johnsond

[sime42]

8 hours ago, Stere said:

Hmm all thoose bomb craters will make good habitat at least & so will the mine fields as it keeps humans away some still left from WW1 according to the link.

 

Chernobyl site a good example of nature benefiting from disaster i'd image  the war could have some similar benefits as well as the negatives with regards to nature.

 

How Chernobyl has become an unexpected haven for wildlife

WWW.UNEP.ORG

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Many people think the area around the Chernobyl nuclear plant is a place of post-apocalyptic desolation. But more than 30...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah, I remember reading something about the natural rewilding that's happened at Chernobyl.

 

So animals are evolving to cope with the radiation it seems.

 

Chernobyl mutants: How animals exposed to radiation have evolved after the world's worst nuclear disaster

WWW.LBC.CO.UK

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Almost 40 years on from the Chernobyl disaster, animals continue to face the consequences from extreme radiation...

 

[Johnsond]

Police issue pictures of man wanted for murder after stabbing mum with pram in Bradford

APPLE.NEWS

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Police have issued pictures of a murder suspect being hunted over the death of woman after she was...

No doubt the elephant in the room will be invisible. With a bit of luck he will resist arrest and put up enough of a fight for the police to administer value for money justice, few pounds for a couple of well placed rounds as opposed to a small fortune too lock him up. 

Edited April 7 by Johnsond

[Mike Hill]

On 06/04/2024 at 20:57, Mick Dempsey said:

I never defended her policies, I said I dreamt of having sex with her in a thatched  croft house on the Shetland islands whilst highland cattle watched us from the window, gently mooing.

 

Is that so wrong?

No

Unless she has a giant unkept muff reminiscent of a slumbering Highland cattle beast.