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[Mark J]

Just now, sime42 said:

Oh yeah, that old "easy" fix. It's working wonders for the migrant crisis isn't it?

There surely can't be any migrant crisis, we took control of our borders with Brexit. 

[sime42]

 

2 minutes ago, Botty Cough said:

Yeah your right would definitely be easier to just s###t them point blank.

Not such a good idea actually when you think about it. They'd not get many obese Brits on a jet. Not compared to the number of emaciated migrants that they're cramming on to the weekly planes to Rwanda.

 

Closing all the fast food outlets and making people get out into fresh air to physically work seems like the more viable option.

 

[sime42]

7 minutes ago, Mark J said:

There surely can't be any migrant crisis, we took control of our borders with Brexit. 

 

Sovereignty! 💪

[Mark J]

14 minutes ago, sime42 said:

 

Not such a good idea actually when you think about it. They'd not get many obese Brits on a jet. Not compared to the number of emaciated migrants that they're cramming on to the weekly planes to Rwanda.

 

Closing all the fast food outlets and making people get out into fresh air to physically work seems like the more viable option.

 

Mandatory amphetamines for people with fatness.

[monkeybusiness]

1 hour ago, Mick Dempsey said:

Yeah, strange one.

Like most peeps I hope Tyson knocks him on his ass, but 57?  As I know a lot of power disappears in your 50s, and as big a dick as he appears to be Jake Paul is no powderpuff.

Tyson has incredible technique, even if he hasn’t got the same outright power he had at 18 I’m sure he still has plenty! His shots come from his feet, and his speed appears to still be mega.
There is absolutely no way the non-powderpuff has a chance (unless it’s a fix)…

[sime42]

17 minutes ago, Mark J said:

Mandatory amphetamines for people with fatness.

 

Wheelie strange: Man speeds down road on a mobility scooter | Daily Mail Online

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Bizarre footage has emerged of a man speeding down a busy road on a red mobility scooter, the rider can be seen...

 

 

[Mark J]

13 minutes ago, sime42 said:

 

Wheelie strange: Man speeds down road on a mobility scooter | Daily Mail Online

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Bizarre footage has emerged of a man speeding down a busy road on a red mobility scooter, the rider can be seen...

 

 

Bring back National Service!

[Johnsond]

32 minutes ago, Mark J said:

Bring back National Service!

We’re you ever in any of the armed forces Mark ?

[Botty Cough]

7 hours ago, Johnsond said:

We’re you ever in any of the armed forces Mark ?

I'll go unemployed car manufacturer from Sunderland....😂

[Mike Hill]

8 hours ago, Mark J said:

Bring back National Service!

Eh?

 

Recruiting is already at an all time low,anyone who is motivated enough to choose to join is not going to welcome working alongside people who are forced into it.If you punnished all the twats with corporal punnishment then there would be no one left to serve and the ds would be occupied with enforcing discipline over teaching actual soldiering.The chavs of today just dont get it and honestly never will.

 

Norway has has some form of National Service since the 1940s,they realised that punnishing people into it dosnt work.So although most kids get called up at 18 years old,only the kids motivated to see it though are chosen.Bearing in mind that these boys and girls have to service part time untill they are 40 means its a very large commitment.Some people stay on untill much later but thats the exception.

 

Honestly I think the UK is so shagged socially that only a pandemic or world war is going to reboot it.