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[eggsarascal]

6 minutes ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

 

Anyway, can’t hang around chatting with you, I’m off to dig my CBA out of the garage. 

Well done, you’ve won arbtalk for the day.

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

Just now, eggsarascal said:

Well done, you’ve won arbtalk for the day.

I’m serious yoof! 

[eggsarascal]

1 minute ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

I’m serious yoof! 

I thought you was off.

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

8 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

I thought you was off.

I’m sat here with 2 shotguns in body armour and a tin (foil) hat yoof waiting….

 

Ask they feckers in Ukraine if they thought be spending tonight in a bomb shelter. 
 

Not so “unprecedented” as you might think eh. 

[eggsarascal]

1 minute ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

I’m sat here with 2 shotguns in body armour and a tin (foil) hat yoof waiting….

 

Ask they feckers in Ukraine if they thought be spending tonight in a bomb shelter. 
 

Not so “unprecedented” as you might think eh. 

As we spoke on the phone earlier, and both admitted. It doesn’t, and won’t affect us much, yet. I think you are over thinking it.

 

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

10 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

As we spoke on the phone earlier, and both admitted. It doesn’t, and won’t affect us much, yet. I think you are over thinking it.

 

I’m not mate….

 

This is a proper shambles. 
 

They’ll be dredging around the Borough and Parish councils for cabinet members soon - they’re already run out of no-mark MPs for cabinet (although it still makes me howl to think our own constituency MP, despite all her sycophantic ass licking, STILL hasn’t been called forward 😂)

 

 

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

24 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

As we spoke on the phone earlier, and both admitted. It doesn’t, and won’t affect us much, yet. I think you are over thinking it.

 

Ian Dale predicts she’ll be gone tomorrow….  Probably about right BUT as we said earlier, it’s no good looking just at the immediate (they ditched Boris and got this shit), they sent us into Iraq and created a vacuum, they sent us into Afghan and created a vacuum. 
 

You have to start at the end and work backwards towards the beginning before you set about a course of action. 

[Watercourse management]

So if we had a military coup does that mean our supreme leader would be King Charles?

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

15 minutes ago, Watercourse management said:

So if we had a military coup does that mean our supreme leader would be King Charles?

What sort of question is that?

 

Well, like, obviously…..

 

Is you a like, a 5th columnist or what?

 

(note the IP of this one Mr Bullman, we may have an early candidate for the salt mine)

 

Is you French??

Edited October 19, 2022 by kevinjohnsonmbe

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

1 hour ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

See attached. 
 

Coincidence?

 

Unprecedented?

So, it turns out the Major General (retired) Rupert Jones gained his notoriety for breaking lockdown rules to cheat on his wife so perhaps not quite the moral compass the country appears to need after all. 
 

Shame he didn’t inherit his father’s self less (arguably foolish) leadership which gained him the posthumous VC at Goose Green.