Making the news today....

[Mark Bolam]

PM sent.

[Mark Bolam]

I reckon we can easily make £50/oz off Kev if we play our cards right.

[Mark Bolam]

Bugger, put it on the main forum.

[Big J]

1 minute ago, Mark Bolam said:

I reckon we can easily make £50/oz off Kev if we play our cards right.

Absolutely!

 

It was bought a while back, but it's in date and everything. Not that I know how you'd tell if it had gone off. 🤪

[eggsarascal]

I had a dog that wouldn't eat the stuff.

[Ratman]

On a Aberlour 12 tonight, lovely! [emoji13]

[5thelement]

22 hours ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

Anyone else found Marmite in short supply on the shelves? 
 

I’m now A1 OPDEF Marmite and haven’t been able to buy it for passed 2 weeks!

 

Cant be Brexit related - apparently it’s made in Burton on Trent?

 

Marmite - Wikipedia

EN.M.WIKIPEDIA.ORG

 

 

All the French ex-pats are hoarding if it up.

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

2 minutes ago, 5thelement said:

All the French ex-pats are hoarding if it up.

Whoever it is I want Marmite! Going to have to put a bid in on Big Js X mature....

[Stere]

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Dave Hinton, owner of a timber company in north-west England, said he had a consignment of French oak stuck on a ship.

The oak had been sent from France for reprocessing into veneered flooring in China, and was on its way back to a customer in Britain, Hinton said.

“I’ve spoken to my customer and told him the bad news that his floor was blocking the Suez Canal. He didn’t believe me, he thought I was pulling his leg,” he told BBC radio on Friday.

Ikea furniture, tea and French oak: goods held up by Suez canal blockage | Suez canal | The Guardian

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More than 360 vessels have been stranded since giant container ship MV Ever Given became wedged diagonally...

 

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

10 hours ago, Big J said:

My wife has a jar of this extra old rubbish, saved for her brother in Sweden (whenever were actually allowed to go over there). 

 

What's it worth to you?! 😝

Is that your hand or your lovely wife’s hand J?

 

If it’s your shovel like hands that could be a 500g jar looking tiny with your hands as scale. 
 

If however it’s a wife or child’s hand you may be trying to ‘adjust’ scale and visual reference in order to create the illusion of a 500g jar which is actually 200g?

 

In either case - that XO stuff is black gold! Never mind bitcoin, you’re sat on your retirement fund there!!