Making the news today....

[breffni]

Priti Patel must have left before they handed the brains out. 

[David Cropper]

17 minutes ago, difflock said:

When you say nature crime,

I instantly think of Diane Abbot.

Could someone explain why?

Because you are a very wise man.

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

JRM's early performance as Leader of the House - Brilliant!!

 

Bercow well and truly shat on....  and any other muppet with a poorly conceived and / or presented question well and truly exposed as idiots.

 

All wrapped up in a thoroughly entertaining, sharp witted and authoritative delivery which should, I hope, cut though much of the BS which has (and has been allowed to) stifle the effective function of Parliament.

 

  

[Mull]

JRM's early performance as Leader of the House - Brilliant!!
 
Bercow well and truly shat on....  and any other muppet with a poorly conceived and / or presented question well and truly exposed as idiots.
 
All wrapped up in a thoroughly entertaining, sharp witted and authoritative delivery which should, I hope, cut though much of the BS which has (and has been allowed to) stifle the effective function of Parliament.
 
  

For gods sake Kevin, just phone him up and ask him for a shag![emoji849][emoji38]

[felixthelogchopper]

3 minutes ago, Mull said:

For gods sake Kevin, just phone him up and ask him for a shag!

I think you'd need to send your request on a parchment if you really wanted a response.

[eggsarascal]

But ffs don't get pregnant you'll not be able to get rid of it.

[Mull]

But ffs don't get pregnant you'll not be able to get rid of it.

??

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

Now come on ladies, if ™ could make a monkey of Comrade Corbyn, he’ll be knocked into a cocked hat with Boris and JRM at the despatch box. 

 

You know that deep, deep, sinking feeling (we’ve all had it at some point) before going to a particularly shitty job...

 

Well that’s how JC is feeling right now! He can’t wait for Summer recess and is hoping that he’ll quietly shuffle of his mortal coile before Parliament reconvenes just so as to avoid the embarrassment!

 

Like him or loath him - seeing JRM take a huge dump on Bercow, the SNP AND the LibDems all in one serving is a pleasure to watch!

[Mull]

Now come on ladies, if [emoji769] could make a monkey of Comrade Corbyn, he’ll be knocked into a cocked hat with Boris and JRM at the despatch box. 
 
You know that deep, deep, sinking feeling (we’ve all had it at some point) before going to a particularly shitty job...
 
Well that’s how JC is feeling right now! He can’t wait for Summer recess and is hoping that he’ll quietly shuffle of his mortal coile before Parliament reconvenes just so as to avoid the embarrassment!
 
Like him or loath him - seeing JRM take a huge dump on Bercow, the SNP AND the LibDems all in one serving is a pleasure to watch!

So, he’s good at dumping on people, that’s great, does he have any positive qualities at all.

[felixthelogchopper]

8 hours ago, Mull said:

 

 

So, he’s good at dumping on people, that’s great, does he have any positive qualities at all.

 

 

Unfortunately, some people are sufficiently impressed by that and uninterested in anything else.