Making the news today....

[Mark J]

Back to lying politicians: https://www.theneweuropean.co.uk/top-stories/date-set-for-court-against-boris-johnson-1-6034496

 

I'd eat one of my hats if it went anywhere.

[Mark J]

4 minutes ago, Gary Prentice said:

So the mixed marriage thing has nothing to do with her being American?

I have no idea. Seeing as Phil's a Greek and Liz is German you'd think they'd embrace multiculturalism...

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

Seriously, is it any wonder the NHS is on its knees - surfing on prescription. Or to more accurately describe it - another fecking DFL strap hanger milking the system to provide themselves with a hippy second career / semi retirement activity under the guise of charitable activity. 

 

More than happy to acknowledge the character building attributes of a demanding and physically challenging sporting activity but provision of such is the role of the PARENT not the fecking state or charity sector. 

 

https://www.piratefm.co.uk/news/latest-news/2864670/surfing-wil-be-made-available-on-prescription-for-children/

 

#treating the symptom not the cause

[Gary Prentice]

You're just worried about an influx of Emmetts aren't you? 

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

2 hours ago, Gary Prentice said:

You're just worried about an influx of Emmetts aren't you? 

It’s already started!

 

The shed draggers and the roof box brigade - you’d think they’d never seen a single track road before ?

[eggsarascal]

2 minutes ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

It’s already started!

 

The shed draggers and the roof box brigade - you’d think they’d never seen a single track road before ?

For the amount of work you do you might as well buy a holiday home in the South of France and move out while the holidaymakers are on your patch.

[David Cropper]

8 minutes ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

It’s already started!

 

The shed draggers and the roof box brigade - you’d think they’d never seen a single track road before ?

It never seems to amaze me that "locals", half probably moved from London, living in tourist hotspots, moan like buggery about visitors spending money in their idyllic area. I lived in Dorset for 31 years, the same there, moan, moan bleeding moan. They'd soon moan if the money dried up. I've been out on the piss so don't care if I get abuse. I thank you in advance.

[eggsarascal]

You tell him David, he don't even come from Cornwall.

[David Cropper]

Just now, eggsarascal said:

You tell him David, he don't even come from Cornwall.

And he was a sodding matelot.  I am now preparing to repel boarders.

[eggsarascal]

4 minutes ago, David Cropper said:

And he was a sodding matelot.  I am now preparing to repel boarders.

I've a feeling we both might get a verbal kicking when he gets back from mincing around, or whatever it is retired sailors do. It certainly isn't a lot of work.