Making the news today....

[Botty Cough]

Just now, sime42 said:

Oh yeah, that old "easy" fix. It's working wonders for the migrant crisis isn't it?

Yeah your right would definitely be easier to just s###t them point blank.

[Mark J]

Just now, sime42 said:

Oh yeah, that old "easy" fix. It's working wonders for the migrant crisis isn't it?

There surely can't be any migrant crisis, we took control of our borders with Brexit. 

[sime42]

 

2 minutes ago, Botty Cough said:

Yeah your right would definitely be easier to just s###t them point blank.

Not such a good idea actually when you think about it. They'd not get many obese Brits on a jet. Not compared to the number of emaciated migrants that they're cramming on to the weekly planes to Rwanda.

 

Closing all the fast food outlets and making people get out into fresh air to physically work seems like the more viable option.

 

[sime42]

7 minutes ago, Mark J said:

There surely can't be any migrant crisis, we took control of our borders with Brexit. 

 

Sovereignty! 💪

[Mark J]

14 minutes ago, sime42 said:

 

Not such a good idea actually when you think about it. They'd not get many obese Brits on a jet. Not compared to the number of emaciated migrants that they're cramming on to the weekly planes to Rwanda.

 

Closing all the fast food outlets and making people get out into fresh air to physically work seems like the more viable option.

 

Mandatory amphetamines for people with fatness.

[monkeybusiness]

1 hour ago, Mick Dempsey said:

Yeah, strange one.

Like most peeps I hope Tyson knocks him on his ass, but 57?  As I know a lot of power disappears in your 50s, and as big a dick as he appears to be Jake Paul is no powderpuff.

Tyson has incredible technique, even if he hasn’t got the same outright power he had at 18 I’m sure he still has plenty! His shots come from his feet, and his speed appears to still be mega.
There is absolutely no way the non-powderpuff has a chance (unless it’s a fix)…

[sime42]

17 minutes ago, Mark J said:

Mandatory amphetamines for people with fatness.

 

Wheelie strange: Man speeds down road on a mobility scooter | Daily Mail Online

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Bizarre footage has emerged of a man speeding down a busy road on a red mobility scooter, the rider can be seen...

 

 

[Mark J]

13 minutes ago, sime42 said:

 

Wheelie strange: Man speeds down road on a mobility scooter | Daily Mail Online

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Bizarre footage has emerged of a man speeding down a busy road on a red mobility scooter, the rider can be seen...

 

 

Bring back National Service!

[Johnsond]

32 minutes ago, Mark J said:

Bring back National Service!

We’re you ever in any of the armed forces Mark ?

[Botty Cough]

7 hours ago, Johnsond said:

We’re you ever in any of the armed forces Mark ?

I'll go unemployed car manufacturer from Sunderland....😂