Making the news today....

[Doug Tait]

11 minutes ago, Botty Cough said:

😂😂😂😂

 

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[Botty Cough]

🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

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[Johnsond]

55 minutes ago, Botty Cough said:

Finally a sensible worker.

I too manage 4 months a year or so , mostly doing house upgrades.

During the 7 months a year I work full time I make an absolute wad.

Spread it out over 12 months. During my rest months I spend a bit of time repairing kit and pissing off numptys on the internet 😂😂😂😂

What I make I make 🤷‍♂️it’s my business. We get by but are by no means Rich, as labour and the SNP labels anyone who tries to get on in life. 

[Botty Cough]

1 hour ago, Johnsond said:

What I make I make 🤷‍♂️it’s my business. We get by but are by no means Rich, as labour and the SNP labels anyone who tries to get on in life. 

Have you bothered working offshore?

[Rich Rule]

He is a diver mate.

 

Pretty hard to do that on land.

[Botty Cough]

13 minutes ago, Rich Rule said:

He is a diver mate.

 

Pretty hard to do that on land.

Could be a canal forager which wouldn't count as offshore for tax....😂

[Stubby]

3 hours ago, Doug Tait said:

 

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Priceless Doug . 😄 Wish I had come up with that bud .

[Stubby]

Any way , a recent study has concluded that electric vehicle now pollute considerably  more than the equivalent  petrol powered vehicle . Because they weigh more  their tiers and brakes wear out quicker releasing higher toxic particles than those that come out of a petrol engine tail pipe . I still think Hydrogen is the way forward . I believe Toyota have produced an engine that runs on liquid hydrogen in the same way a petrol engine does in as much as you just fill the tank like you would petrol and of course the only thing that comes out of the exhaust is H2O .      

[Johnsond]

1 hour ago, Rich Rule said:

He is a diver mate.

 

Pretty hard to do that on land.

The fins are on the rack nowadays. Dive control and supervising. 30 plus years of getting wet was plenty. 

[Johnsond]

2 minutes ago, Stubby said:

Any way , a recent study has concluded that electric vehicle now pollute considerably  more than the equivalent  petrol powered vehicle . Because they weigh more  their tiers and brakes wear out quicker releasing higher toxic particles than those that come out of a petrol engine tail pipe . I still think Hydrogen is the way forward . I believe Toyota have produced an engine that runs on liquid hydrogen in the same way a petrol engine does in as much as you just fill the tank like you would petrol and of course the only thing that comes out of the exhaust is H2O .      

A lot of egg on a lot of faces me thinks if that ever gains traction.