Making the news today....

[eggsarascal]

14 minutes ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

Deirdre writes:

 

Dear Soppy pants, whilst it is our policy at The Sun to empathise with all ‘types’, you appear to present symptoms which might be better suited to the ‘special’ skills of the resident agony “aunt” at a more specialised publication such as The Socialist Worker.

 

We have previously referred some of the more ‘challenging’ cases to Brian, the gender fluid, recently arrived in the UK, disabled, person of colour who serves such a role at that publication since ‘she’ possesses the particular skills to advise your ‘type’ more suitably (notwithstanding, Brian doesn’t have much English language - but does seem to communicate through touch and telepathy)

 

Deidre thinks:

 

What’s wrong with this geezer? This is the bloody current bun. There are no JC sympathies here!

 

Get him sat on Brian’s knee for a bit of Jimmy Saville, that’ll sort him out...

 

That bloke he keeps blathering about sounds pretty sexy though, wonder if I could get him in the office for a quick knee trembler?

 

Deirdre had just got back from a liquid lunch daydreaming of this sexy beast.....

Fixed.

[felixthelogchopper]

17 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

Fixed.

Not guilty, Eggs. I just have no interest in talking to your friend but some people just can't accept a subtle hint.

[eggsarascal]

1 minute ago, felixthelogchopper said:

Not guilty, Eggs. I just have no interest in talking to your friend but some people just can't accept a subtle hint.

Was it me who misread it or you?, 

[felixthelogchopper]

3 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

 

 

3 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

Was it me who misread it or you?, 

'Deirdre had just got back from liquid lunch'? Did you mean Kevin had?

Edited July 28, 2019 by felixthelogchopper
Double quote

[eggsarascal]

1 minute ago, felixthelogchopper said:

 

'Deirdre had just got back from liquid lunch'? Did you mean Kevin had?

Deidre.

 

I read it as, you are blathering about him, so Deidre was wondering if she could get Kev back for a knee trembler. Please don't tell me it's me, I ain't had a drink yet.

[felixthelogchopper]

1 minute ago, eggsarascal said:

Deidre.

 

I read it as, you are blathering about him, so Deidre was wondering if she could get Kev back for a knee trembler. Please don't tell me it's me, I ain't had a drink yet.

Did you think I have been on the piss or him? I took it you thought I had posted because I was pissed rather than just bored with the unsolicited attention.

[eggsarascal]

Just now, felixthelogchopper said:

Did you think I have been on the piss or him? I took it you thought I had posted because I was pissed rather than just bored with the unsolicited attention.

Different ends of different sticks on this one Al, I was pulling Kev's chain.

[felixthelogchopper]

Just now, eggsarascal said:

Different ends of different sticks on this one Al, I was pulling Kev's chain.

Thought that made more sense.

[Mick Dempsey]

22 hours ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

JRM's early performance as Leader of the House - Brilliant!!

 

Bercow well and truly shat on....  and any other muppet with a poorly conceived and / or presented question well and truly exposed as idiots.

 

All wrapped up in a thoroughly entertaining, sharp witted and authoritative delivery which should, I hope, cut though much of the BS which has (and has been allowed to) stifle the effective function of Parliament.

 

  

I don’t mind the bloke, seems smart and well informed.

 

But the imperial measurement thing is fricking nuts, who honestly thinks that inches, feet and yards is better than mm, cm, and metres? Or that pounds and stones are better than kilograms?

Edited July 28, 2019 by Mick Dempsey

[Stubby]

28 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

I don’t mind the bloke, seems smart and well informed.

 

But the imperial measurement thing is fricking nuts, who honestly thinks that inches, feet and yards is better than mm, cm, and metres? Or that pounds and stones are better than kilograms?

They are not " better " just different , but amounting to the same ?