What would you look for in a groundie?

[Joe Newton]

I'd rather my passengers smelt of 2 stroke and b.o than of a poofs armpit.

[stihlmadasever]

All of the above.

Also always look for something to do.

If you can't see anything, ask.

Don't pretend you can do something if you can't, no one likes a blagger and it can be expensive.

Don't play young people's music in the truck. If there's no guitars involved it's not music.

 

Radio does'nt play guitar music any more anyway!

[eggsarascal]

Turn up for work in clean clothes and smelling fresh. Deodrant is cheap

 

And it makes you popular with the ladies.

[simonm]

I'd rather my passengers smelt of 2 stroke and b.o than of a poofs armpit.

 

Nowt wrong with a bit of B.O Joe, when you have being grafting! not at 7.30 am in the morning!

[Joe Newton]

Nowt wrong with a bit of B.O Joe, when you have being grafting! not at 7.30 am in the morning!

 

 

I wear the same socks and t shirt all week long. The lads I work with are lucky if they don't get a sweaty cuddle on Friday.

[Mark Bolam]

You'd be first in the queue to buy my new fragrance 'l'eau de macrocarpa' Joe.

I'm hoping to launch it before Christmas, John Lewis and everyone will stock it.

Packaging is everything, so the bottle will look like a small combi can.

A second fragrance can be stored in the oil bit, but I haven't decided what this will be yet.

I'm leaning towards 'rotten horse chestnut sawdust', but I'm just not sure.

[simonm]

I wear the same socks and t shirt all week long. The lads I work with are lucky if they don't get a sweaty cuddle on Friday.

 

Ha ha...you would be in our special open air seating section in the van aka the tipper

[Joe Newton]

You'd be first in the queue to buy my new fragrance 'l'eau de macrocarpa' Joe.

I'm hoping to launch it before Christmas, John Lewis and everyone will stock it.

Packaging is everything, so the bottle will look like a small combi can.

A second fragrance can be stored in the oil bit, but I haven't decided what this will be yet.

I'm leaning towards 'rotten horse chestnut sawdust', but I'm just not sure.

 

 

Haha "poplar cavity" would surely be, well, popular.

 

It's funny how many people expect a lad to graft their balls of and not smell.

[Mark Bolam]

Graft is the key here my friend.

I probably smell like a puffs armpit at the start of the day, but a puffs arsehole at the end of it.

[Joe Newton]

Graft is the key here my friend.

I probably smell like a puffs armpit at the start of the day, but a puffs arsehole at the end of it.

 

 

Cheers, you just put me off my cream pie.