Things I hate on the Internet.

[Steve Bullman]

I've given people on the streets money before....

 

 

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Until theres proof of you doing it via a video on facebook you're a liar in my book

[Steve Bullman]

drug dealers and hookers don't count by the way Mark

[Stubby]

drug dealers and hookers don't count by the way Mark

 

I knew a hooker that could count to 8 ......

[Wolfie]

I knew a hooker that could count to 8 ......

 

 

I knew a German hooker who could count one higher. She didn't like her back doors smashed in though.

[peatff]

Nobody ever offered me money or food on the street, what am I doing wrong ? A woman in Tesco offered me some cheese on a little paper plate the other day but she was giving it to everyone so it didn't make me feel special I don't do facebook or twitter, never have done and I don't like the "competitions" where you have to "like us on facebook" to enter a draw to win whatever they are trying to flog you.

 

I knew a German hooker who could count one higher. She didn't like her back doors smashed in though.

 

She wasn't shouting nein, nein was she ? Are you sure you'd gone to the right address ?

Edited August 18, 2015 by peatff

[glark]

That would of been "nicht den Hintern"

[Shane]

What really grind my gears....

Con artists claiming your great grandfather recently died in Nairobi leaving you millions...

all you have to do is send a few quid for the solicitors to release the funds.

 

Hackers really pee me off. A lot of the time they just do it for fun, mucking up a load of poor buggers' PCs just for some perverse kick. They must have very small genitals.

[Joe Newton]

Over sharing on Facebook? Either extremely personal or just banal.

 

"just off to the shops lol"

 

Also the use of the "word" hashtag.

 

It's a sodding "hash". That's it! No need to say tag!

[Mick Dempsey]

People who go on holiday and post photos EVERY day,

Just have your holiday, enjoy it, show some pics when you come home.

[Joe Newton]

People who go on holiday and post photos EVERY day,

Just have your holiday, enjoy it, show some pics when you come home.

 

 

I can see this thread going on and on...