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When someone asks you a dumb question wouldn't you like to respond like this?.....

 

Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the wonder dog at Tescos and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired, with little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again.

 

Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

 

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)

 

Horrified , she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.

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Had to post this:

 

When someone asks you a dumb question wouldn't you like to respond like this?.....

 

Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the wonder dog at Tescos and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired, with little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again.

 

Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

 

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)

 

Horrified , she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.

 

Priceless ! :biggrin:

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There is some strange statistic that about 30% of tinned dog food in america is eaten by humans

 

If I'm in a shop and person in front of me has bought tinned dog food I usually tell them it makes a " lovely pie"

 

Back in the 70's this was a common story that was told by some of my family members. Although I do not recall knowingly consuming the Purina Dog Chow, my father did once prepare tuna fish cat food sandwiches for lunch. Seems due

to low lighting and a strong appetite he managed to go through two cans and

it was not until my mother got home and discovered that someone had opened

Two cans for one cat:sneaky2:. During interrogation my father admitted that the first can did taste different and after reading the label with more light he discovered that the word TUNA with small print cat food fooled him.

He promptly pitched the first can and of course due to his previously strong appetite even stronger now proceeded to allow history to repeat its self.

I can still remember my cousin and I out side flying a kite when we were called to the kitchen table. Since my cousin had lunch early, lucky him I sat down and looked at my sandwich and new something's were not good, and so did my cousin. I told my father, this does not look or smell like tuna fish:sneaky2:

Of course by this time my fathers Two sandwiches were down to One and he told me to never mind and eat my lunch, all the time my cousin is nearly crying

from holding back the laughter from watching me eat TUNA cat food sandwich :lol. I felt so much better when my mom informed me of what had happened

that night while I laid in bed trying to go to sleep! True story. Moral of the story, Always read the label, especially the fine print before preparing and serving lunch to the innocent:thumbup1:

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Had to post this:

 

When someone asks you a dumb question wouldn't you like to respond like this?.....

 

Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the wonder dog at Tescos and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired, with little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again.

 

Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

 

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)

 

Horrified , she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.

 

:lol::lol::lol:

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Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the wonder dog at Tescos and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired, with little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again.

 

Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

 

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)

 

Horrified , she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.

 

Were you ok?

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