violent but legal yard security?

[alex_m]

just curious as to what is the most extreme security you can use to protect your equipment in the uk.

i've seen south africa's flame throwers and 10,000 volt fences but i doubt they are legal here.

it breaks my heart reading through the stolen equipment section.

[Dean Lofthouse]

You see lots of electric security fences about as long as they are signed and have a barrier in fornt to prevent people or kid reaching through and touching them

[Tree Man Tom]

Dont particually care if its legal or not. Two big and grumpy rottweilers seem to do a good job at my boss's place but then he lives there so its easier to look after them.

[Graham]

I think legally you need to provide a nice safe environment for poor crims to break into possibly with rest room and tea making facilities. Woe betide should they injure themselves during the course of their work:mad1:

[MasterBlaster]

Electric fence, dogs and 1000 watt light bulbs - all three at once.

[Ooops..]

  MasterBlaster said:

Electric fence, dogs and 1000 watt light bulbs - all three at once.

 

HA! i read that wrong and thought it said 'electric dogs'

..That'd keep them out!!

[Khriss]

Look ! - we've got 'chippers ............Burgarlars body ? " Nope mate, seen nuffink at all.......try next door..."

 

 

K

 

( Mwoohaha)

Edited May 8, 2009 by Khriss
On M'learned friends advice, your Honour

[Mikey P]

Alas, under UK law you have a duty of care to anyone who is on your property, whether invited or not. This is why you have to have a fence and/or cover on your open air swimming pool, even if you don't have kids.

 

If a child climbs your garden fence and falls in your pool, you are likely to be prosecuted, even if you weren't there at the time and the child had been told not to enter your garden.

 

It's poo, isn't it?

 

Mind you, can't see that many arborists having problems with swimming pools...

[Ooops..]

that rules out making a moat round your property then?

[skyhuck]

Did you know its actually an offense to leave an "unattended guard dog" if some one climbs over the fence into your yard and they get bitten your in bother.

 

God our country is crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!