violent but legal yard security?

[Andy Collins]

Alas, under UK law you have a duty of care to anyone who is on your property, whether invited or not. This is why you have to have a fence and/or cover on your open air swimming pool, even if you don't have kids.

 

If a child climbs your garden fence and falls in your pool, you are likely to be prosecuted, even if you weren't there at the time and the child had been told not to enter your garden.

 

It's poo, isn't it?

 

Mind you, can't see that many arborists having problems with swimming pools...

 

No, we all have indoor pools these days:001_tongue:

[Czlowiek Drzewo]

razorwire? Cameras with night vision ( several ). large gates with tough padlock and chain. security alarm.

[dannyT]

forget gaurd dogs.....................hungry pigs are more efficient!

[Red.Squirrel]

Spike pits behind the fence! I really like the idea of a moat with a retractable drawbridge, would keep em from driving the van in.

[treeratclimber]

get your self a male goose they want come in if they see him in there they can rip a fox to bits and there quick on there feet

[Red.Squirrel]

get your self a male goose they want come in if they see him in there they can rip a fox to bits and there quick on there feet

 

Specially if you paint a bit of blood around their pen and round their beaks, maybe they'll take the hint .

[Sciadopitys]

We should be able to do what Americans do if someone breaks into their property; shoot the bastards! If the theives knew everyone had a gun on their property the crime rate would not be anywhere near it is now!

[tommer9]

We should be able to do what Americans do if someone breaks into their property; shoot the bastards! If the theives knew everyone had a gun on their property the crime rate would not be anywhere near it is now!

 

:scared1::scared1:And look at the trouble the yanks are in with guns.

 

Bunch of geese is a good one.

[Sciadopitys]

Geese? Eh?

[alex_m]

may as well go for some slightly irritated beavers....