Philosophical one liners

[skyhuck]

Regarding boldness,

 

"they don't thatch an empty barn"

 

"grass does not grow on a busy street"

 

A clever twist on an old one,

 

"You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think"

[Joe Newton]

If it's got a clutch or a fanny, it's bother.

 

Similar: if it's got wheels or tits, it'll cost you

[farmer rod]

I used to worry about my modesty, until I discovered I was perfect

[Mull]

I used to worry about my modesty, until I discovered I was perfect

 

So did I!😛

[Shane]

Every pound you reduce your price by is a pound off your profit.

And once your profit is below zero YOU are paying THEM

THERE ARE NO EXCEPTIONS