What your dad said

[Mike Hill]

my dad buggered off when i was 3 did,nt even say sorry

 

Had he done more buggering you might not even be here!

 

Just be thankful you are!

[Syd_B]

'Ear all, see all, say nowt;

 

Eyt all, sup all, pay nowt;

 

And if ivver tha does owt fer nowt

 

- Allus do it fer thissen

Funnily enough I heard this for the first time in ages today.

[Stubby]

Mostly my Dad said " no no you blithering idiot 1 " and " I love you son " in equal amounts !

[Pat Ferrett]

When dicks in, wits out

 

A woman can draw a man further than gun powder can blow him.

 

Stay away from women Pat they are snakes with tits

[Stubby]

A woman can draw a man further than gun powder can blow him.

 

Stay away from women Pat they are snakes with tits

 

Wise words !

[Ruskins Trees]

Two things certain in life

 

death and a nurse

 

(my mates dad to a group of 18yrs lads old talking about going to a 999 night)

 

 

Beware of women, all they want to do is suck your lollipop and spend your money (Physics teacher)

[geoff]

' Dont ever get married son,just find a lass you cant abide & buy her a house,saves all the grief'!

[log dog]

some of me dads ones ... its like blackpool with all these lights on ... you could teach a monkey to do that ..

[treequip]

Your brains will never save your shoe leather

[pro logger]

Life is like a s**t sandwich, the more bread you have, the less the s**t you have to eat!