What your dad said

[aquatoo]

Whenever I was in a rush my Dad would say "there's another day tomorrow, not touched yet"

Why are you strangling that hammer. Don't push the saw, let it cut.

[Al.]

I supose it is too much to ask ' Why have you got a goat in a wheel barrow ?'

 

Gretel was, for want of a better description, my arb-goat. She'd come with me whenever I was outside, and on sunny days liked to sleep in the wheel barrow because I guess it was warm. If I left the tools in it and started work, she'd knock the barrow over to empty it...

If you want to clear brambles, there's no better way than chucking a goat in to clear the green, then putting a pig in there to get rid of the rest. Not as quick as a flamethrower, but slightly more zen....

[sloth]

Gretel was, for want of a better description, my arb-goat. She'd come with me whenever I was outside, and on sunny days liked to sleep in the wheel barrow because I guess it was warm. If I left the tools in it and started work, she'd knock the barrow over to empty it...

If you want to clear brambles, there's no better way than chucking a goat in to clear the green, then putting a pig in there to get rid of the rest. Not as quick as a flamethrower, but slightly more zen....

 

 

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[Rich2484]

Gretel was, for want of a better description, my arb-goat. She'd come with me whenever I was outside, and on sunny days liked to sleep in the wheel barrow because I guess it was warm. If I left the tools in it and started work, she'd knock the barrow over to empty it...

If you want to clear brambles, there's no better way than chucking a goat in to clear the green, then putting a pig in there to get rid of the rest. Not as quick as a flamethrower, but slightly more zen....

 

That is fantastic. Brilliant way to do a job. Just erect a temp fence and let them get on with it. Eco friendly.

[Woodworks]

Gretel was, for want of a better description, my arb-goat. She'd come with me whenever I was outside, and on sunny days liked to sleep in the wheel barrow because I guess it was warm. If I left the tools in it and started work, she'd knock the barrow over to empty it...

If you want to clear brambles, there's no better way than chucking a goat in to clear the green, then putting a pig in there to get rid of the rest. Not as quick as a flamethrower, but slightly more zen....

 

Brilliant

 

When we had goats no fence could contain them. One of them would jump a five bar gate and another could release the latch on it's pen but as said they were fantastic for bramble clearing Oh and next doors roses

[muttley9050]

After a choice bit of landscaping/plastering etc.

"its up and down like a whores drawers"

 

Others

"You paid for that hammer handle so use it"

 

On cold day

"if you want to get ahead, get a hat"

 

 

James

[Arbtech Tree Services]

The trouble with free advice is you get exactly what you pay for.

[adbat234]

Had me mixing cement for laying brick. Obviously not fast enough as every 10 min he declared he was "Weaving baa't weft"

[Commando]

'Go and put the kettle on and let me have a look at it'

[Ewan Murray]

"I don't care how well you do at something aslong as you have tried your best"

 

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