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When my phone goes off on at 7am on a Sunday morning it is usually one of my customers wanting to be seen to.

 

I end up running around, grabbing a couple of bottles of Champers and then popping over to provide a service.

 

It is a right pain being a Gigolo these days. I remember the day I met up with wealthy widows , Mon - Fri 9-5pm.

 

Yeah then the alarm went off and there was you clutching on to yer crown jewels....:laugh1:

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I even found some Metal in a Tree.

I beleive it had in fact been in there some time.Can anyone guess the nature of the object?

 

A mobile phone? Last call received on Sunday, a bit after 7 am?

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We shall call this flaming and note that it is against the forum rules.

 

Sorry, no offence ment, I thought it was gentle teasing and having a wee laugh but each to his own...:confused1::001_rolleyes::laugh1:

 

Ty

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I even found some Metal in a Tree.

I beleive it had in fact been in there some time.Can anyone guess the nature of the object?

 

i will go a pound on shrapnel?

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It was infact a Nail.

 

Shrapnel is generally alot harder than your average Nail.AP projectiles,the kind that Fighter Planes and Bombers used to fire is probably the worst.

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