Funny lines that customers come out with!

[Pete Hart]

Funnily enough I've had the same comment.

Seriously rude!

[will.morris]

"I'll give you 20 bucks/box of beers if you put my stuff through your machine" - Whilst pointing to a garden full of green waste

 

"Can you just take the top off"

 

"Do you have to train to do your job?" Got asked that today, found it quite insulting!

 

"Can you come and have a look at the tree in my back garden, I started cutting it myself..."

 

"The tree is dangerous/it's going to fall over/it could kill someone!" .... always have to bite my lip with those people!!

[Joe Newton]

"I'll give you 20 bucks/box of beers if you put my stuff through your machine" - Whilst pointing to a garden full of green waste

 

 

 

"Can you just take the top off"

 

 

 

"Do you have to train to do your job?" Got asked that today, found it quite insulting!

 

 

 

"Can you come and have a look at the tree in my back garden, I started cutting it myself..."

 

 

 

"The tree is dangerous/it's going to fall over/it could kill someone!" .... always have to bite my lip with those people!!

 

 

If a client thinks a tree is dangerous then you should quote for "danger pay".

Same as when their "80ft" conny turns out to be 50'

 

Still gets quoted at 80'!

[will.morris]

I work for a company that run a council contract so it makes no odds to me whether the tree stands or ends up as chip . Always feel like saying "on what arboricultural knowledge are you deeming the tree to be dangerous?" ... whereas the reality is they think it's dangerous purely because it's a big tree.

[Joe Newton]

I work for a company that run a council contract so it makes no odds to me whether the tree stands or ends up as chip . Always feel like saying "on what arboricultural knowledge are you deeming the tree to be dangerous?" ... whereas the reality is they think it's dangerous purely because it's a big tree.

 

 

It's the ones that move in the wind you have to watch out for!

[Gray git]

But it never moved that much in the wind when it was smaller!?!

[Ian G 2]

the wood will cover the the price:thumbdown:

[Gary Prentice]

the wood will cover the the price:thumbdown:

 

Yeah, logs are expensive

[Ian C]

"How much............oh my god"

 

 

I had a customer phone for a quote for her laylilo hedge trimming once

[TTP]

...thanks for saving me a parking space behind your chipper... No problem if you want the brash stacking on your bonnet