Funny lines that customers come out with!

[Arborthorne]

Today: big pop take down. 3 tonnes of logs. Heavy rain while clearing up. Someone from the street asks if he can have some. No problem. No charge and we've already rung them up for him. "Would you like to take them down to my house for me with your wheelbarrow? it's only 10 houses away"

I suppose it's not that funny but the "would you like to" bit is a classic

[csservices]

Talking to an old farmer on a job one day, as he was watching my mate doing something he turned to me an said "is he edumucated?"

 

Funny one tonight nothing spoken, on way back to the yard was a tree down across the road so following the other cars across the verge to scout round it an old boy with a group of locals watching the situation got very excited at seeing us in the van with tree surgeons on it and started pointing and gesticulating at the tree, I just shook my head at him mouthed "NO!" laughrd and kept going

[oldwoodcutter]

A lady who was quite flirty when i priced her job last week called me at lunchtime today to say go ahead,i said that i will come on my own and do the job myself friday morning.

" but dont arrive before 9 as i will still be in my nighty"

I said i will be there at 7.30 then,and she said "well if you want to"

I think i can still remember what to do.

[Daniel Jiggins]

A lady who was quite flirty when i priced her job last week called me at lunchtime today to say go ahead,i said that i will come on my own and do the job myself friday morning.

" but dont arrive before 9 as i will still be in my nighty"

I said i will be there at 7.30 then,and she said "well if you want to"

I think i can still remember what to do.

 

 

You will give her the best 3 mins of her life I am sure :-)

[Daniel Jiggins]

Not sure what was meant by this.

 

As they say in the Deep South 'That Dog Will Hunt'

 

Got that on an email today....

[Kenty]

Can you trim my bush always gets a snigger.

[18 stoner]

It was 18 stoner in the disabled arbs thread.

 

 

Was a funny day that! Opened my eyes to how naive the public can be😜👍

[Perkins]

It's not covered by the TPO because it was self-seeded. (Hmm, yeah like 99% of the trees in the world)

 

You're allowed to cut it down without permission because it's just a conifer.

 

How often do you sharpen your blades?

 

Can you cut that stump down below ground?

[Perkins]

We were looking at taking a tree down that's overhanging some power lines, and the old dear says, "I can turn the electric wires off from inside the house".

 

Hmmm don't think so!

[clearviewtrees123]

Neighbour comes out "your more than welcome to come in my garden and trim my side if you want"

Hmmm no thanks !!

 

 

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