Funny things customers say ?

[Ruskins Trees]

We used to share an officer with our sister tree surgery company, used to dread the wind blowing, call after call "my tree is bending in the wind", answered with the response "Good" pause "call us when it doesn't bend in the wind"

[david]

"Is it not the hedge round the back your ment to be taking out?"

 

 

ops i just did what i was told but theres a bit mssing here now lol

[grantdude]

Getting a call from a customer at 10pm the night before a job to ask if ive seen the weather report as its going to be raining in the morning.

[ecotreecare]

Get a phone call in the morning... Are you still coming today? Yeah sure thing... But its raining.... Oh..so it is, oh well... Do you work in the rain? Yeah no worries... Is that safe?.. I hope so! we'll see you in a hour.

[Ben90]

Love Mark's one about the disabled boy

 

Trimming a conifer hedge in a back garden, finished and tidying up when the client, an old lady comes out, points to the other corner of the garden where a horse chestnut is dropping a few leaves and asks 'You do a good blow-job! Can you go over over there too?'

 

Others include

 

'Can you just..'

 

'Not that one!'

 

'How much do you charge per hour?'

 

'What's your lowest price?'

 

'Can you clear it up for free since the wind took it down in the first place? Most of the work is already done, right?'

 

'I like trees but only when they're far away in a field, no-where near me'

 

[Treemon]

After leaving our tractor and pto chipper parked on a pig farm overnight we were somewhat dismayed in the morning to have the farmer tell us how well our chipper had chipped up his 3 dead pigs

[APC]

'Can you clear it up for free since the wind took it down in the first place? Most of the work is already done, right?'

 

 

 

 

 

 

really?????

[s o c]

phone message ; i need you to come and cut half a tree for my neighbour who,s husband was stabbed on a ship

[timtree81]

A client once told me he liked my chopper

[Perkins]

Can you quote me for pruning a tree down to ground level.