Funny things customers say ?

[delabodge]

brilliant mark!!!very funny,,,,,,had a mr cock enquiring for logs this week,,,,for once didnt say "hi Mr cock! would you like some logs!,,just said hi,,,,did you enquire about firewood,,lol

[Adam Bourne]

I really detest......oh that's let the light in hasn't it....

 

 

That was well funny mark......

[Guss109]

I have a fair few, but my favourite (not me or my job, nicked off here) is a posh lady bringing the teas out mid-way through a dismantle and commenting 'how well the disabled boy was doing'.

 

She'd mistaken spikes for leg calipers.

 

priceless that

[easy-lift guy]

I once after a Tornado come through my customers neighborhood. The customer phoned me to come out and take a look at the damage to the house by her Pine tree. When I arrived and met with the customer the tree had smashed a pretty good size hole into her roof and would not be to much trouble to cut out and remove. She asked me before we discussed a course of action "should I call my Insurance company now or wait untill your done with the work". Now that was some vote of confidence!

easy-lift guy

[Rich2484]

After laying my hedgetrimming gear out on someones lawn ready to make a start the other day,he enquired if i needed any electricity.

 

Yep had this one quite often aswell.

 

Try carrying a kettle and tea gear then when asked say yes please I have an extension cord. You will be set up for brews all day.

[Ty Korrigan]

That avatar...that taken from the London Eye or you take drugs or what...?

Ty

[Old Mill Tree Care]

Earlier this year we planted a 10ft tall Conifer hedge of 8 trees. Client comes out and says

"That's really nice but not tall enough. Can you put it over there next to the badminton court instead and build a taller hedge here?"

 

So we did and she payed a lot of money. Brilliant!😂😂😂👍.

[White Noise]

Excellent so far keep them coming

[john p]

I really detest......oh that's let the light in hasn't it....

 

 

That was well funny mark......

 

i hear that every other day,drives me nuts,

[john p]

along with "oh we didnt mean that one" at the end of large dismantle,chortle