Arborists Comandments

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t shirt slogan: arborists do it with ropes and knots:001_cool:

[Jonesie]

Thou shalt not tape stink bombs to another dealer's clutch pedal.

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Thou shalt not tape stink bombs to another dealer's clutch pedal.

 

[sylvestris stew]

Thou shalt not

 

Keep saws in the chipper feed when goin to and from jobs

 

Thou shall not

 

Start chipper before saws are removed

 

Thou shalt not

 

swear at grounding after this deed has been done

 

 

 

[Wasn't me, but we'll see if the culprit adits his sin, he's a regular]

[Tommy_B]

T-Shirt- "Thou shalt adapt and perseverve with tight crotches":001_tongue:

[Jonesie]

Thou shalt not sneak gay porn in Stihl reps folder before his next call.

Thou shalt not slide sandpaper in co-workers doughnut.

Thou shalt not put laxative in co-workers tea.

 

Most of all

Thou shalt not give Steve Bullman Quadruple Vodka and lemonade and a very special cake for his birthday this year.

[Pete Mctree]

 

Most of all

Thou shalt deffo give Steve Bullman Quadruple Vodka and lemonade and a very special cake for his birthday this year.

 

 

Sorry Justin but i had to correct you there. I'd hate for you to be called a kill-joy:001_tongue:

[Jonesie]

Just dont want to frighten him off, we can wait till his there and sneak up on him.

[shabz1978]

thou shalt not tell naive young groundie that anusol will clear up his massive coldsore, then take him to chemist to ask for it.

[KB76]

thy groundy will always make sure oil filler cap is on properly before sending 020 up tree