Funny old habits

[easy-lift guy]

Pushing my glasses back up my nose only to realize, I have my contact lenses on!

" I was not pushing my glasses up my nose, I was merly rubbing my nose", yea right.

easy-lift guy

[HCR]

Checking my mirrors before pulling out to overtake...whilst walking along the pavement!

[Paul Cleaver]

when im dragging brash on a hot day - sweating alot Im constatly flicking my head to clear the sweat - looks like ive got a "tick"

[oldwoodcutter]

One of my young shavers has the nasty little habit of gobbing out every few yards.Ive told him often enough not to do it,especialy in customers back gardens.The other morning he's in the back of my truck,and as usual propels one out the window,not realizing that he hadn't opened it.

I dont usually swear,but did offer him some advice as to his future work prospects if coming out with me again.

[felixthelogchopper]

One of my young shavers has the nasty little habit of gobbing out every few yards.Ive told him often enough not to do it,especialy in customers back gardens.The other morning he's in the back of my truck,and as usual propels one out the window,not realizing that he hadn't opened it.

I dont usually swear,but did offer him some advice as to his future work prospects if coming out with me again.

 

Revolting habit. I would have binned him after his second warning.

[adbat234]

Cant eat brocolli or cauliflower without pruning it on my plate first

[Arran Turner]

Cant eat brocolli or cauliflower without pruning it on my plate first

 

[Tom10]

Checking my mirrors before pulling out to overtake...whilst walking along the pavement!

 

LOL agree

[Tom10]

When my wife is driving, I keep pushing my right foot down as if to brake. Gets noticed:blushing:

 

But the first time she drove me after we met, I had to ask her to stop as I felt sick. I explained,"it's not your driving but it's just that I have come back from working in a war zone and every time you drive over a patch in the road, my tummy tightens up expecting a landmine to go off" She snarled back saying,"oh so my driving is that bad it's like driving through a minefield - fine".

 

Its only a woman who can have such a response after your short story about being in the forces dealing with landmines! A bloke would of said, ah thats crap mate, if you want to drive you can.

 

Sounds sooooooooooooo much like a lady i spend my life with

[Joe Loggs]

Cant eat brocolli or cauliflower without pruning it on my plate first

 

Brilliant👍