codwood

[Pinkfoot]

And rendered to a pulp

[silky fox]

He's certainly been done up like a Kipper!

[Thesnarlingbadger]

These puns are kraken me up...

[aspenarb]

These puns are kraken me up...

 

 

I thinks its a load of Pollocks.

 

Bob

[silky fox]

Well i think it's Swell and a thread of Titanic preportions.

[Mark Bolam]

It certainly makes a change from people having a go at the pike-ys.

[silky fox]

And the Gyp-Seas

[SteveA]

Don't be so Raycist!

[silky fox]

Sorry,i'm Floundering a bit for words.

[Woodlover]

This Cod Wood reminds me of a tale I once heard of a guy who wanted a job at the local saw mill.

This guy told the boss of the saw mill that he could identify wood by its smell alone...so the boss of the company thought he would test the guys claim before offering him a job.

So they blind folded the guy ...and instead of putting wood in front of him the boss`s secretary laid down on the table instead.The boss thought he would fool him first before any wood test.

The guy started to sniff ,went up and down the table....then asked if the wood could be turned over as he was not sure...the secretary queitly rolled over...The guy sniffed a bit more, then the guy stood up,still blind folded and said..."I got it"..."Its the old **** house door from a fishing boat" .

 

Could that door be CodWood?