Practical Jokes

[Andy Gentle]

This one never started out as a practical joke but has since become one, and is most unpleasant....A few years back some of the lads had taken a pee in the back of the wagon in the chip box as there was nowhere else to go. New lad comes along decides to discover what is leaking from under the front of the truck and is so enthusiastic that he dips in his finger and smells it, does the same again and tastes it and announces there is antifreeze leaking from somewhere, not nice but we all fell about laughing, should have seen his face, priceless!

[andy goddard]

place bucket of water above mess room door ,just hope the manager doesnt walk in first.. or put flour in the air vents of the van .

[Mick Stockbridge]

It,s an old one but still makes me laugh, wrap some dogshite in newspaper, place at someones front door, set it alight, ring the door bell and run. They wont know whats inside until they,ve stamped out the fire.

[christreeroot]

one for after a nite out in the town at a party someone always falls asleep put toothpaste on there eye lids it goes rock hard when they wake up the cant see a thing

 

Not recommended my wife has seen some horific damage from toothpast on the eyes, can even lead to permenant scaring and partial blindness.

 

 

we used to fill plant pots at the front of the house with diesel put in front of windows when the mother was coming home , she would pull up and think the house was on fire .... Brill

 

At boarding school there was pranks everyday, this best being the final year the lads painted go faster stripes on the car, only problem was they used water soluble paint, the next year we fixed that....

[davobob]

Lifting the carpet in the yts lads mothers car which he drove to work and putting a well dead weasel underneath and putting the carpet back down. He dosnt find out what the stench is for weeks and the young ladies stop going out with him because his car stinks.

Just make sure you are not around when the mother storms into the yard after stripping the car all weekend!!

He left not many weeks later in a cloud of dust and tears!

[christreeroot]

Empty milk bottles on people door handles, ring bell they open the door to get smashing bottle at there feet..

 

In winter get the lad who always is in bed early by re setting his alarm for 2ish and everyone hide to see him wake think crap im late for school , rushes around and out of the alarm doors in the dorms.. Got 1 lad 8 times in a term once.

[Mick Stockbridge]

Tied a dead cat to a mates transit exhaust manifold. Took him two days to twig.

[MattyF]

It still amuses me when you chuck out a pigeon egg and tell your groundy to catch it..

[sanny]

matty f that happend to me my boss told me to catch and aye did won't fall for that one again

[Tommy_B]

For the purely evil or those that don't want to have any proper friends.

Get monumentally drunk and fill up a wheely bin with water. You can move it with ease and position it up against an inward opening door by leaning it on the non wheel edge. Then ring door bell and wait.....

 

Another much more simple one, wait untill the guy up the tree isn't looking and crawl under the nearest large branch and lie very still. Had this done to me and very nearly sh@t myself..