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1 minute ago, Ratman said:


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It's been a long time since I've been on a date Ratty. And it's been sprung on me, I was miles away at the cash machine yesterday, got my card and walk in the shop without collecting my money, realised what I'd done and turned round and there was this lovely lady following me into the shop with my money, the rest is...

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17 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

It's been a long time since I've been on a date Ratty. And it's been sprung on me, I was miles away at the cash machine yesterday, got my card and walk in the shop without collecting my money, realised what I'd done and turned round and there was this lovely lady following me into the shop with my money, the rest is...

Already sounds like a good'un.

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1 hour ago, eggsarascal said:

Whether he did anything wrong or not...

 

Anyway, It's into town on a Friday night for the first time in years. 20:30, but I'm going to slip in early for a loosener.

get on Eggs.  Me and the missus are eggsited fer ya!

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1 hour ago, felixthelogchopper said:

Already sounds like a good'un.

I’m not buying it! 

 

If it sounds too good to be true, it most likely is!

 

its gotta be a set up, take a little of your money and give it back....

 

Gain trust. 

 

Take ALL your money and either:

 

(a) tie you to a life of servitude, or,

 

(b) just take it and do one. 

 

Unlike Brexit, on this occasion, I genuinely hope I’ve got it entirely wrong!

 

Strike first ?GG5Z - get bevvied right up, throw some crazy shapes on the lino, sweep her off her feet and take advantage!

 

No additional charge for these exclusive and infallible top tips! ??

 

 

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14 hours ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

I’m not buying it! 

 

If it sounds too good to be true, it most likely is!

 

its gotta be a set up, take a little of your money and give it back....

 

Gain trust. 

 

Take ALL your money and either:

 

(a) tie you to a life of servitude, or,

 

(b) just take it and do one. 

 

Unlike Brexit, on this occasion, I genuinely hope I’ve got it entirely wrong!

 

Strike first ?GG5Z - get bevvied right up, throw some crazy shapes on the lino, sweep her off her feet and take advantage!

 

No additional charge for these exclusive and infallible top tips! ??

 

 

Ever the fecking optimist Mr Johnson! A good evening was had, far too good by the feel of it, none of that dirty stuff though. I'll collect my van, if it's still there when I feel human again. 

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36 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

Ever the fecking optimist Mr Johnson! A good evening was had, far too good by the feel of it, none of that dirty stuff though. I'll collect my van, if it's still there when I feel human again. 

Nice one mucker! 

 

You know me, over-cautious allows for a maximum potential for pleasant surprise!

 

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