Christmas Tree Rip Off.

[big fell!]

I strongly suspect you've been faking it for years and actually run an Edinburgh gay bar...

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HA

[djbobbins]

€25 today for five foot of Nordmann, and that included a 10% tip.

 

Guy even knew exactly where they had been grown, which I'm guessing is more than they would know down the local DIY shed...

 

Mind you, he couldn't get his Dolmar to start to trim the base off it!

[jamez654]

£36 for a 6 foot Nordmann Fir from the forestry commission today at Whinlatter (nr Keswick)

 

James

[Guss109]

Me and the mrs are off to et one tomorrow from the fc hopefully it's not silly money.

[RobRainford]

ill give you all one for free

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

if you come on boxing day!

[Matthew Storrs]

I had this idea of having say 100 trees of different sizes on the go at once, then renting them out including delivery and collection, once a tree gets too big to be realisticly rented out it gets planted untill its worth chipping for biomass, it would be a rotation obviously, and its 'green'.

[RobRainford]

I had this idea of having say 100 trees of different sizes on the go at once, then renting them out including delivery and collection, once a tree gets too big to be realisticly rented out it gets planted untill its worth chipping for biomass, it would be a rotation obviously, and its 'green'.

 

 

like this?

 

Christmas Tree Man - Christmas Tree Man - www.ChristmasTreeMan.co.uk

[Matthew Storrs]

ah yes, that'l be my idea! It could work quite well i think but you know what people are like they wouldn't water it and in a nice hot house... I suppose you could have a deposit system so if it gets returned to you in a good state of health they get their deposit back.

[RobRainford]

we had thought about doing it ourselves, charging enough in one sale/hire/rent whichever you wnt to call it to cover the cost of the tree if it was sold as a cut tree, so then if its brought back knackered youve not wasted money, but then if it comes back nice you sell it again next year for th same money, it worked out you could potentially sell the same tree 5 times and still have the tree!

[rubikviz]

Homebase 5-6ft cut Norway spruce marked as £14.99. At check out bar code reader says £9.99! Fank you good night an' mach love! Beautiful!