Dirty stunts pulled by customers

[Pat Ferrett]

A mate of mine used to go out on the lash on the weekend and instead of getting a taxi he would ring up for a takeaway and ask if they did free delivery,if the reply was yes he would walk through the door whilst still on the phone and say well if your going to my house I might aswell have a lift

 

I got more stories than Jackanory

[geoff]

I have (without being asked) received Earl Grey from some people, when I spat it onto the ground immediately they understood the gravity of the mistake.

 

Just reminded me to get some,I love the stuff,,mind you its been a few years since last tasted.

[geoff]

A mate of mine used to go out on the lash on the weekend and instead of getting a taxi he would ring up for a takeaway and ask if they did free delivery,if the reply was yes he would walk through the door whilst still on the phone and say well if your going to my house I might aswell have a lift

 

I got more stories than Jackanory

 

Done that regular,they love it!

[steve@black]

I did the takeaway one myself the other day ordered a curry gave them my address and asked them to pick me up in the pub on the way past.

I did hear of one guy recently had a load of subbies on doing a job behind a pub and insisted they dont eat there sarnies and go inside and chose whatever they wanted of the menu only to deduct what each person had had at the end of the day.

[felixthelogchopper]

Just reminded me to get some,I love the stuff,,mind you its been a few years since last tasted.

 

Make a change from you nicking my coffee

[Mark Bolam]

I would have shat it out in his hat.

[felixthelogchopper]

I would have shat it out in his hat.

 

Oscar Wilde, eat your heart out

[Baggy]

Whats dirty tricks have customers pulled to try to get a freebie from you?!

 

Interesting set of tales in this thread, the photographer in me suggests that you guys should take before and after photographs etc

[WoodED]

we lost £200 of a job because conkers were falling on a garage roof and broke a few tiles

[Mark Bolam]

Were they still attached to some limbs?