How to wash a cat.

[Mick Stockbridge]

You are a regular bantersaurus rex aren't you. Lighten up a bit, I suppose you imagine everyone who makes a sexist joke beats their wife

 

I aint happy about the above post! I tell sexist jokes and beat my wife in equal measure.

[Graham]

I think I'm more worried that people can't differentiate between banter and real life. Can we have a dog joke to balance things up:001_smile: The two black eyes is funny cos I only ever managed to get one punch in before she floored me:biggrin:

[Robert_S]

I aint happy about the above post! I tell sexist jokes and beat my wife in equal measure.

 

:lol:

 

Funny joke tom, especially to me as i hate cats.

[Guss109]

Made me and the wife laugh but the cat didn't look to impressed. Love how it was signed of the dog

[tommer9]

There are 2 photos that came with the email.........

 

[mixedangased]

There are 2 photos that came with the email.........

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pmsl

[Mick Stockbridge]

That Doberman is well out of order for laughing at that.....

[felixthelogchopper]

That Doberman is well out of order for laughing at that.....

 

Who says the Germans have no sense of humour?

[Lyn Ed]

i cannot believe how some threads deteriorate into a slanging match, this thread was clearly meant as a light hearted joke and anyone who thinks it was offensive need to lighten up a bit

[djbobbins]

I think the original post was missing a line somewhere; based on nearly every cat we ever owned as a family you'd need to put a good sized log on top of the seat to hold it down! Our cats (in succession, not some kind of cat-gangland mob) managed to see the better of a fully grown Staffy, numerous rabbits and many other cats.

 

The crowning glory came after we had sadly lost the nicest cat we ever had (bear in mind I'm a dog fan, this cat still won me over) to foxes. We went to the rescue place and got the biggest tomcat we could find, which just happened to be a ginger thing. A few weeks later, all hell broke loose outside the house one night. We went outside and found no cat, but traces of blood and lots of ginger fur, therefore assumed the end of that cat too.

 

Lo and behold, the next afternoon the cat strolls into the house, missing a few bits of fur and with bite marks around its neck where the fox had been trying to shake it, but most definitely still cock of the walk. Never saw the foxes again mind... nails, them Staffordshire cats... best make it two good sized logs on the lid just in case!!