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I think I'm more worried that people can't differentiate between banter and real life. Can we have a dog joke to balance things up:001_smile: The two black eyes is funny cos I only ever managed to get one punch in before she floored me:biggrin:

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I think the original post was missing a line somewhere; based on nearly every cat we ever owned as a family you'd need to put a good sized log on top of the seat to hold it down! Our cats (in succession, not some kind of cat-gangland mob) managed to see the better of a fully grown Staffy, numerous rabbits and many other cats.

 

The crowning glory came after we had sadly lost the nicest cat we ever had (bear in mind I'm a dog fan, this cat still won me over) to foxes. We went to the rescue place and got the biggest tomcat we could find, which just happened to be a ginger thing. A few weeks later, all hell broke loose outside the house one night. We went outside and found no cat, but traces of blood and lots of ginger fur, therefore assumed the end of that cat too.

 

Lo and behold, the next afternoon the cat strolls into the house, missing a few bits of fur and with bite marks around its neck where the fox had been trying to shake it, but most definitely still cock of the walk. Never saw the foxes again mind... :biggrin: nails, them Staffordshire cats... best make it two good sized logs on the lid just in case!!

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